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Joseff -> At the Vet (5/2/2009 9:30:36 PM)
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Four men were sitting in the waiting at the vetinarian's office bragging about their dogs. The first man said, "I'm an architect, and this is my dog T-square. T-square, take this paper and draw a circle inside a square 4" in diameter." and the dog procedes to do so.
The second man says, "Well, I'm a mathematician, and this is my dog Slide Rule. Slide Rule, take these 12 cookies, and divide them equally among us." Slide rule gives each man 3 cookirs.
The third man says, "I'm a chemist, and this is my dog Beaker. Beaker, take this bottle of milk and give each of us 4oz of milk." So Beaker takes the bottle and pours out exactly 4 ounces into each man's glass. Then they all look at the fourth man, and one says, "OK, what can your dog do?"
The last man says, "Well, I'm a teamster, and this is my dog Coffee Break. Coffee, show 'em what you can do."
And Coffee Break drinks all the milk, eats all the cookies, shits on the paperwork, fucks all the other dogs, hurts his back, puts in a claim to worker's comp, and goes home sick.
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