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MadameDahlia -> Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 6:20:37 AM)
Need one quick? No problem! http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/ Available gents from all over the place... looking for love... Looking for you!

Termyn8or -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 10:10:20 AM)
WOW, that one really takes a bath EVERY week ? T

LadyNeets -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 3:41:26 PM)
Just took a peek and some of them look like there from Austraila's Most wanted and America's Most wanted... LOL Lady Neets

Termyn8or -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 4:09:30 PM)
HEY !, maybe we could make some money. T

Aileen68 -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 4:45:17 PM)
Dibs on Fuad

KatyLied -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 4:56:05 PM)
quote: Dibs on Fuad You are so cheap. [8D]

Aileen68 -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 5:22:22 PM)
I just can't pass up a bargain.

Quivver -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 6:10:31 PM)
OMG, what a genetic pool!! I'm so Glad the working parts are GONE!!!! Wanna Mudd Wrestle for Earl???

petwolf22 -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 6:30:32 PM)
try the compatibility test

candystripper -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/4/2006 7:16:57 PM)
Well, my ex remarried, what a shame....for her, LOL. candystripper

Aileen68 -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 1:41:27 AM)
ORIGINAL: Quivver quote: Wanna Mudd Wrestle for Earl??? Q you can have Earl. My second choice is Marcus. Think I have a thing for hats. And the thought of all of those little magic tricks he could do...well now we're talking some serious sexy shiat!

Quivver -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 3:42:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 My second choice is Marcus. Think I have a thing for hats. And the thought of all of those little magic tricks he could do...well now we're talking some serious sexy shiat! Oooops, too late! I got him for a grown unmentionable........ hee heee

Aileen68 -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 5:49:03 AM)
Damn! Always my luck! The good ones always go so fast. His goatee was really fueling some fantasies too. Maybe I will wrestle you for Earl. After all...he does shower.

Quivver -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 7:21:45 AM)
I did wonder about teeth.... it could be a deal breaker. quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Damn! Always my luck! The good ones always go so fast. His goatee was really fueling some fantasies too. Maybe I will wrestle you for Earl. After all...he does shower.

Aileen68 -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 10:36:42 AM)
Yeah...forgot about the teeth factor. Well maybe I'll go for the nude Elvis. He does look awful cuddly.

IrishMist -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 3:08:11 PM)
soooooooooo many to choose from...and all such good catches too I start the bidding at .01 next

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 5:12:39 PM)
Lololol Oh my god, I would rather have to go to therapy to convert to Bi or Lesbian, so I can learn to luv women damn it! M

Misstoyou -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 6:49:54 PM)
Ya gotta give Leonard points for honesty, and a clear goal: "I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough." [:D]

IceyOne -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/5/2006 7:44:57 PM)
Personally, I found Mike to be a prime catch. I mean, who would not wait for someone like him? Or maybe Jeb. I am a sucker for the ones that got tossed over [:o]

collieloveruk -> RE: Can't Find A Husband? (2/8/2006 7:00:42 AM)
omgggggggggggg i now have to marry hans from germany ........... im sure it never said anything about a 30 stone bloke sat on a boat .............. the mind boggles

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