LotusSong
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SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine ,and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called : Hallway Sex * This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you
both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
_____________________________
Life Lesson #1
I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.
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