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LookieNoNookie -> I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 4:41:16 PM)
Like many... My dick is FAR too small...my dick is too big (which, by the way, is the actual fact), I cum too fast....I cum too slow....I don't know where the G spot is....I know all too well where it is, and I need to learn how to extend her lust....I need more drugs....I need fewer drugs....I have far too much hair....I have waaaaaayyyyy too little....I don't earn enough...and "they're" going to show me how to earn more....I earn too much...and they're going to s'plain how I can pay less taxes..... Ya know....I was a whole lot less fucked up before I found out all the things I didn't know.

soul2share -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 4:54:52 PM)
You're just having one heck of a week, ain't ya hun? Tell ya what, I'm no Domme, but I AM female...you just come on over and I'll help you out with the sexual aspects of the complaint, 'k? You're on your own for the $$$ aspects! <-----I AM still waiting for your anser to my proposal from the other thread.........

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:03:27 PM)
Hmph. All talkie, no whatever-y. Typical male.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:12:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share You're just having one heck of a week, ain't ya hun? Tell ya what, I'm no Domme, but I AM female...you just come on over and I'll help you out with the sexual aspects of the complaint, 'k? You're on your own for the $$$ aspects! <-----I AM till waiting for your anser to my proposal from the other thread......... I'm flexible on this....is nekkidness involved?

girlygurl -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:14:28 PM)
Let's see the goods

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:14:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share You're just having one heck of a week, ain't ya hun? Tell ya what, I'm no Domme, but I AM female...you just come on over and I'll help you out with the sexual aspects of the complaint, 'k? You're on your own for the $$$ aspects! <-----I AM still waiting for your anser to my proposal from the other thread......... (I was proposed to?)

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:15:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl Let's see the goods I apologize in advance but....CM doesn't have the graphics capability to show you this....

soul2share -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:18:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share You're just having one heck of a week, ain't ya hun? Tell ya what, I'm no Domme, but I AM female...you just come on over and I'll help you out with the sexual aspects of the complaint, 'k? You're on your own for the $$$ aspects! <-----I AM still waiting for your anser to my proposal from the other thread......... (I was proposed to?) Yep, post #12......and post #14......in the "Nobody loves me" thread....... and yes, nekkidness is ALWAYS involved......I'm nekkid right now as a matter of fact! WOOHOO!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:21:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share You're just having one heck of a week, ain't ya hun? Tell ya what, I'm no Domme, but I AM female...you just come on over and I'll help you out with the sexual aspects of the complaint, 'k? You're on your own for the $$$ aspects! <-----I AM still waiting for your anser to my proposal from the other thread......... (I was proposed to?) Yep, post #12......and post #14......in the "Nobody loves me" thread....... and yes, nekkidness is ALWAYS involved......I'm nekkid right now as a matter of fact! WOOHOO! (For the record...I'm a big fan of nekkidness).

soul2share -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:23:23 PM)
me too, hun....great way to cut down on laundry!!!!

girlygurl -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:24:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl Let's see the goods I apologize in advance but....CM doesn't have the graphics capability to show you this.... I call bull. Do I need to send you my private email address? Don't make me do it cause I will. BUT you must send the "goods" goods=naked pictures of you, full frontal, smile preferable.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:42:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl Let's see the goods I apologize in advance but....CM doesn't have the graphics capability to show you this.... I call bull. Do I need to send you my private email address? Don't make me do it cause I will. BUT you must send the "goods" goods=naked pictures of you, full frontal, smile preferable. Ya know....I'm sensing some level of trepidation here....am I so wrong as to hold out because I CARE about CM's bandwidth issues? We're talking graphics here. ( Does everyone here have a 4 gig graphics card?....I think not). I will not whore myself solely to meet some wimmens desire to see the magnificent. (Okay....fine...I'll whore myself.....) (I have some pride you know). (Actually...now that I think of it...not a whole lot....but it's measurable nonetheless).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:44:58 PM)
(Okay, gawdammit....I'll even pay big money to whore myself).

girlygurl -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:47:19 PM)
Bandwidth sandwich I want the goods. Put out! You make "whoring" oneself sound like a bad thing.

girlygurl -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:48:22 PM)
You've got cmail lookie

soul2share -> RE: I got an email today.... (5/6/2009 5:49:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I will not whore myself solely to meet some wimmens desire to see the magnificent. And just why the hell not?????? I don't make testimonials on anything sight unseen! I also think it's a bit of a case of the eyes are bigger than the....well, you get the point!

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