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A man goes to the doctor and he tells him, 'Doc, I've been having terrible headaches for a long time now. It's driving me crazy, please see if there's anything you can do.'
The doctor agrees to examine him. After the examination, the doctor tells the man what's wrong.
'Well, I know why you're getting your headaches. It seems your testicles are pressing against your spine, and the pressure is what's causing your headaches. There is something we can do, but it's a bit extreme.'
'What, Doc, anything, these headaches are killing me,' said the man.
The doctor explained, 'Well we can remove the source of the pressure.'
'What exactly does that mean,' inquired the man.
"We could castrate you. With the removal of your testicles, we would remove the source of the pressure on your spine which is causing your headaches.'
"NO WAY! There has to be another way...I'm not ready to take such a drastic step,' said the man.
The doctor replied, 'I completely understand.' and the man went home.
About a month later, the man returned to the doctor's office.
'Doc, I hate to do it, but yes, remove my testicles," the man continued "I just can't take these headaches anymore.'
The doctor agreed, and did the surgery.
After the surgery, the headaches were gone. Feeling good about himself, the man decided it was time to get a new wardrobe. He went to the best tailor in town to get himself fitted.
'Hello, I'd like to see about getting a suit, my size is..."
"44 Regular, right,' interrupted the tailor.
The man answered, 'That right, how did you know?"
'I've been in this business for 40 years,' said the tailor, 'I can tell someone's size from a block away."
'That's amazing!', said the man, 'I'd also like to get some shirts if I could.'
'Sure thing, 16 neck, 35 sleeve, right?'
'Again correct', replied the man.
Everything the tailor brought to the man fit him like it was made for him.
Finally the man decided, "Let me see about getting some undershorts too.'
'Alright, i'll bring out some 36s', said the tailor.
'You must be slipping', said the man, 'I've worn size 34 undershorts since high school.'
The tailor replied, 'You can't wear size 34 shorts, if you did, it would press your testicles against your spine and give you terrible headaches.'
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Castration...yes...this is funny - 
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