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Sanity -> When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 8:08:48 AM)
When driving... quote: Secretary accidentally bites off boss' penis A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van. The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ. To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful. (Full article here). Hmm. The "Sin Chew Daily"?

GreedyTop -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 8:27:31 AM)
Shades of the World According to Garp...LOL

outlier -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 9:15:23 AM)
He was not driving. They had parked and someone backed into them at just the wrong time. Another good reason to avoid those van drivers.

kittinSol -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 9:17:58 AM)
Sausage for lunch, Miss Higgins?

Lockit -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 9:22:56 AM)
The real problem is that she had teeth. Had the van hit with a woman giving a blow job with no teeth, it might have added a bit to the feel good rather than biting a cock off... So... the moral to the story should be, if your secretary has teeth, no blow jobs in car's because other driver's may be thinking of blow jobs, hit you and you might lose your cock. No teeth; no problem...[8\|]

stella41b -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 11:45:46 AM)
I do hope he's not called Hung Lo, it would be kind of embarrassing.

thishereboi -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 11:48:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella41b I do hope he's not called Hung Lo, it would be kind of embarrassing. Well if he was, this would be a good time for a renaming. Maybe Layin Limp

Lockit -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 11:55:59 AM)
Rooster crows no more... or am I thinking too Indian? [8\|]

beargonewild -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 11:59:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit No teeth; no problem...[8\|] I heartily agree [:D]

sirsholly -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 12:03:57 PM)
sheeeesh...now who among us has never had/given oral in a car?

beargonewild -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 12:06:37 PM)
[sm=wave.gif]

Lockit -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 12:12:11 PM)
I would never! Not ever! At least that's my story and I am sticking to it especially if there is a cop around. Besides... I came from a time zone where it was done at drive in movies... I really think they should bring back drive in movies! I was very pleased to find we have one in my new city... but at my age... my bed beats the van anyday! I remember going to the movie and seeing love story and then going to the ladies restroom. Everybody was crying. I was just smilin... you could tell who watched the movie and who didn't! hehe

beargonewild -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 2:28:35 PM)
I know myself...I would never do such a thing. I mean I do have to maintain this image of purity and decency!

YourhandMyAss -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 2:33:53 PM)
I would of said me, but then I remembered that there was one time in the driveway of my house at 3 am, however since I was on the ground outside the car and he was in the car, I can still say me. quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly sheeeesh...now who among us has never had/given oral in a car?

janiebelle -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 2:40:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss I would of said me, but then I remembered that there was one time in the driveway of my house at 3 am, however since I was on the ground outside the car and he was in the car, I can still say me. quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly sheeeesh...now who among us has never had/given oral in a car? Talk about "getting off on a technicality". Sorry, just couldn't help it. [:D] j

Sanity -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 2:47:58 PM)
Oh man, that bites... no more raises for that employee eh.

YourhandMyAss -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 2:53:05 PM)
I l aughed in real life with that one:D quote: ORIGINAL: janiebelle quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss I would of said me, but then I remembered that there was one time in the driveway of my house at 3 am, however since I was on the ground outside the car and he was in the car, I can still say me. quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly sheeeesh...now who among us has never had/given oral in a car? Talk about "getting off on a technicality". Sorry, just couldn't help it. [:D] j

janiebelle -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 2:56:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sanity Oh man, that bites... no more raises for that employee eh. No more "raises" for him either...unless there is surgical success, eh? j

KatyLied -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 5:56:36 PM)
When will women learn: only give blow jobs in parked vehicles!

OrionTheWolf -> RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex (5/8/2009 6:16:26 PM)
~FR~ Update: A May 2009 news story purporting to have taken place Singapore yet have been reported in the Chinese press relates that while orally servicing her boss in a parked car at a local park, a secretary bit off the man's penis when the vehicle they were in was struck by a van. A private investigator that had followed the woman to the park on behalf of her husband saw the car begin to shake violently (presumably as the couple was going at it), then after it was struck heard the woman scream and saw that her mouth was covered with blood. The article reports that the woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ she'd nipped off. http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/bitten.asp

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