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When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 8:08:48 AM   
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When driving...


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Secretary accidentally bites off boss' penis


A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

(Full article here).



Hmm. The "Sin Chew Daily"? 


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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 8:27:31 AM   
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 9:15:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		He was not driving. They had parked and
someone backed into them at just the wrong time.

Another good reason to avoid those van drivers.




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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 9:17:58 AM   
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 9:22:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		The real problem is that she had teeth.  Had the van hit with a woman giving a blow job with no teeth, it might have added a bit to the feel good rather than biting a cock off...

So... the moral to the story should be, if your secretary has teeth, no blow jobs in car's because other driver's may be thinking of blow jobs, hit you and you might lose your cock.

No teeth; no problem...

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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 11:45:46 AM   
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 11:48:36 AM   
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I do hope he's not called Hung Lo, it would be kind of embarrassing.


Well if he was, this would be a good time for a renaming. Maybe Layin Limp

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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 11:55:59 AM   
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 11:59:09 AM   
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No teeth; no problem...


I heartily agree 


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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 12:03:57 PM   
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 12:06:37 PM   
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 12:12:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would never!  Not ever!  At least that's my story and I am sticking to it especially if there is a cop around.  Besides... I came from a time zone where it was done at drive in movies... I really think they should bring back drive in movies!

I was very pleased to find we have one in my new city... but at my age... my bed beats the van anyday! I remember going to the movie and seeing love story and then going to the ladies restroom.  Everybody was crying.  I was just smilin... you could tell who watched the movie and who didn't! hehe

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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 2:28:35 PM   
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 2:33:53 PM   
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sheeeesh...now who among us has never had/given oral in a car?

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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 2:40:58 PM   
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I would of said me, but then I remembered that there was one time in the driveway of my house at 3 am, however since I was on the ground outside the car and he was in the car, I can still say me.
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

sheeeesh...now who among us has never had/given oral in a car?



Talk about "getting off on a technicality".
Sorry, just couldn't help it.
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 2:47:58 PM   
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 2:53:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: janiebelle

quote:

ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I would of said me, but then I remembered that there was one time in the driveway of my house at 3 am, however since I was on the ground outside the car and he was in the car, I can still say me.
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

sheeeesh...now who among us has never had/given oral in a car?



Talk about "getting off on a technicality".
Sorry, just couldn't help it.
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 2:56:09 PM   
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Oh man, that bites... no more raises for that employee eh.





No more "raises" for him either...unless there is surgical success, eh?
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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 5:56:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		When will women learn:  only give blow jobs in parked vehicles!

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RE: When NOT To Enjoy Oral Sex - 5/8/2009 6:16:26 PM   
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Update:   A May 2009 news story purporting to have taken place Singapore
     yet have been reported in the Chinese press relates that while orally
     servicing her boss in a parked car at a local park, a secretary bit off
     the man's penis when the vehicle they were in was struck by a van. A
     private investigator that had followed the woman to the park on behalf of
     her husband saw the car begin to shake violently (presumably as the couple
     was going at it), then after it was struck heard the woman scream and saw
     that her mouth was covered with blood. The article reports that the woman
     later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ
     she'd nipped off.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/bitten.asp



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