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SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/9/2009 9:24:30 PM)

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I'm curious to know what your sample size was for the research you conducted to come to such a broad, sweeping conclusion. Or do you have sound, solid scientific evidence of such claims? If so, I would be very interested in seeing it.



You gotta be kidding me.....

Of course I researched this thoroughly.....I've spent 500 hours of research combing the latest findings to determine what is common and what is uncommon to what is niche "FETISH".

I'm sorry to inform peeps that being a cross dresser is no longer a "FETISH", but has moved to a uncommon fantasy mostly held by men. A fewer percentage of women enjoy this activity, based on my research....

I was just hoping a few peeps could donate a few hours here and there to make this list gathering activity easier.....

Cause there is just so much data and information.....and I already invested 500 hours... mind you...on this research....maybe more.....




windchymes -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/9/2009 9:26:43 PM)

I read a story in Literotica awhile back (sorry, don't remember the author's name) that was pretty bizarre and surprisingly pretty darn hot.....about a woman who was attacked by cornstalks while she walked through a cornfield.  They held her down, stripped her and made hot steamy love to her with their ears.

I also like stories about people being made love to or raped by ghosts.  I like that image of being taken by something supernatural that does what it wants without force....they just do it, and you can't stop them.




WyldHrt -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/9/2009 9:55:32 PM)

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Okay, I really do try to be nice.... If I seem judgemental against other peeps, don't take offense.....
I'm not the most humble person, and I apologize....
If I pissed in your general direction, or if I pissed on your shoes, or am about to, let me apologize in advance. ;0

Domiguy? Is that you?? [8D]




GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/9/2009 10:42:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SIRLOINSTEAK


[[/Actually my understanding is your a pas-around slave....into pologomy...



Pologomy....is a common fantasy, yep....] QUOTE>>>>>>>>>>


REPLY>>>>>>>>>>>>>

First it was polygamy...now...polo gamy??

1) POLYGAMY...multiple marriage
2)POLY AMOURY..multiple loving partners

NONE ARE TO DO WITH FUKKING A TUBE STEAK..or sleeping....or kneeling and calling it SIR


**and " into POLO gamy"??....perhaps she will tell us when her next match is..

**and...you are  is not YOUR  it is  you're[8|]
 
and pas-around slave...?? good for her..her choice
YOUR judgement..[:'(]
 
GQ




DavanKael -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/9/2009 11:01:07 PM)

OP, just because it's a threesome doesn't mean it's polygamy. 
  Davan




DavanKael -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/9/2009 11:28:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

Okay, I really do try to be nice.... If I seem judgemental against other peeps, don't take offense.....
I'm not the most humble person, and I apologize....
If I pissed in your general direction, or if I pissed on your shoes, or am about to, let me apologize in advance. ;0

Domiguy? Is that you?? [8D]



OMG, if it's Domiguy something terrible has happened and it's caused him to lose at least 50 IQ points and the ability to spell!!! 

OP, I have this fantasy, it's about this guy whose name has something to do with meat products but not particularly high quality ones.  He has an over-inflated ego yet does not have what it takes to back it up.  In this fantasy, I have some sharp phallic-object with which one could deflate or cause to explode that which is over-inflated...a pin perhaps.  Apply pin to over-inflated fellow..."pop!"...or perhaps it induces a slow leak and he flails around as the, er, hot air drains out of him.  That is a happy little fantasy right about now!  :> 
  Davan
(Who just created her first needle play fantasy)




ranja -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 12:46:54 AM)

I suppose the problem is the word common? maybe kinksters do not like being common...nor like having any common fantasies as in them maybe being considered too ahem vanilla? so as soon as a vanilla common fantasy rears its boring head it will be thrown out with the trash and quickly be forgotten about?

I've had many fantasies including barbwire...is that common?...i lived on a farm...for me it was.




SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 1:22:25 AM)


HEY GYPZYQUEEN you trying to disect what I say?

Are you on your knees or read my profile? SERIOUSLY!!

FOLLOW PROTOCOL OR at least proper respect when addressing your superior, otherwise, you might end up over my knee, giving you a proper B-DAY spanking, after all, Don't think I don't know about how many times we need to spank you to catch up on on all those b-days you didn't get spanked PROPERLY!!

DOMME, YEA, RIGHT.....

ON YOUR KNEES when addressing SIR LOIN.....

Heck, salivating is optional.......




DemonKia -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 1:30:10 AM)

Personally, OP, I prefer less-obvious fetishes, obscure BDSM, & rare fantasies, but that's jus' me . .. *shrugs*

Much of my fantasy life is currently occupied imagining the FuckBot 3000 . . . . . In the future the RealDoll will meet up with some very fancy-schmancy tech & we'll have fully functional mail-order 'droids of our dreams . . .. . . .

One lovely side effect of this will be that horny net geeks & other nerds of desperation will finally have no reason to leave either their actual or virtual basements & bother those of us who enjoy at least occasional interaction with 'real' other human beings . .. . . .

I know there'd be plenty of days I'd never leave home if I had a FuckBot 3000 -- the BDSM / Fetish version, with the Service pack, natch . .. . .

Ya know, it would have standard android features such as: the FluidFace, able to assume any set of features desired, with similar tech built into the FluidFlesh, shift-able at a moment's notice; polygraphy & plethysmographic tech built into it's receptors so that it can read your mood, desires, & etc, sometimes even before you're aware of your wants; the FuckBot 3000's AI is in continuous interlink to 'teh intrawebs'; minimal energy expenditure; no need to sleep; virtually indestructable during normal use; disproportionate strength & intelligence; & many other extra features available for nominal additional fees . . .. .

[;)]

Oh. & technically, if it's one-man-multiple-women, it's polygyny -- many wives. If it's many hubbies, it's polyandry. If it's many loves, it's polyamory. & if it's more complicated than that, there are all kinds of labels extant & coinable: clan marriage, line marriage, V's, triads, quartets, pansexual chaos, & so on . . . . .

& GypzyQueen:

[sm=rofl.gif] [sm=rofl.gif] [sm=rofl.gif]

quote:

ORIGINAL: GYPZYQUEEN

well I don't want polygamy..that is more than one husband( not fuk partner)...
and I don't want to just sleep with ppl...I want to fuk them

MY fantasy is for men to have higher IQ's..
learn to run the fuk machine while cooking a good dinner
and painting my toenails..

RE: 3 somes....
why would some men want to disappoint 2 women..??

GQ





SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 1:37:46 AM)

BARBWIRE movie with PAMELA ANDERSON?! YES, she was a major fantasy of alot of 'nilla guys.....

You talking about real barbwire? Sorry, what exactly are you doing with said barbwire? You doing CBT play? I'm clueless.....

I might be talking to a EUNICH and not know it, I dunno.......

CHEAP WAY TO TRY TO CHANGE SEX'ES? ;/ sorry, I'm clueless about WTF your talking about with barbwire, doesn't compute, elaborate.....

WHAT FANTASY with BARBWIRE.....

SORRY IF a kinky fantasy is considered vanilla, but the truth is BDSM is more mainstream than evah (EVER!)...

Does this mean we should all lose interest in BDSM (and Normal is now wierd since everyone is sharing freaky common fantasies?) ;/

DUDE, I love to prance around pretending I'm a pony (play) too!! get a few more and we can have a PONY PARADE!

:/ <- Sarcastic look.....




SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 1:50:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DavanKael

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

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Okay, I really do try to be nice.... If I seem judgemental against other peeps, don't take offense.....
I'm not the most humble person, and I apologize....
If I pissed in your general direction, or if I pissed on your shoes, or am about to, let me apologize in advance. ;0

Domiguy? Is that you?? [8D]



OMG, if it's Domiguy something terrible has happened and it's caused him to lose at least 50 IQ points and the ability to spell!!! 

OP, I have this fantasy, it's about this guy whose name has something to do with meat products but not particularly high quality ones.  He has an over-inflated ego yet does not have what it takes to back it up.  In this fantasy, I have some sharp phallic-object with which one could deflate or cause to explode that which is over-inflated...a pin perhaps.  Apply pin to over-inflated fellow..."pop!"...or perhaps it induces a slow leak and he flails around as the, er, hot air drains out of him.  That is a happy little fantasy right about now!  :> 
  Davan
(Who just created her first needle play fantasy)



Yea, I know.. maybe this wasn't the best thread name....LAST THING I need is too many women fantasizing about SIR LOIN (me).

How can you not know what type of steak? ITS SIRLOIN STEAK, come on....read between the lines....gah!!

ARE YOU BLONDE, or BLONDE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE? SERIOUSLY?!

what type of steak, please.. Its so so obvious. TUBE STEAK, SIRLOIN!! maybe if you don't know what tube means I need to give more graphic images.....gah....

Its a cylinder shape and is quite massive, or maybe you need more KEGEL exercises. I need a woman with skills to shoot coins out her crotch, cause then my massive member shall really make her squirm in pleasure... ;0

Its all in the timing, she times it wrong and I might hurt her...clamping down on my member when I'm thrusting fast.....

wow, DID I just do sex engineering 101 on how things can go horribly wrong?! I find smart women are better in bed, honestly, there was a study.....

SOME WOMEN JUST AREN"T SMART ENOUGH TO GET ON THEIR KNEES, that is the first clue they aren't worthy!!




WyldHrt -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 1:55:48 AM)

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FOLLOW PROTOCOL OR at least proper respect when addressing your superior, otherwise, you might end up over my knee, giving you a proper B-DAY spanking, after all, Don't think I don't know about how many times we need to spank you to catch up on on all those b-days you didn't get spanked PROPERLY!!
DOMME, YEA, RIGHT....

I got a 50 on GypzyQueen [:D][:D][:D][:D]




SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 2:04:00 AM)

I got 2 hands on your nice tits....but that didn't cost me any money.... ;)

Keep up your good work sucking COCK,

BUT DON"T GO BRAGGING TOO MUCH....

once had a floozy ask to suck my cock, and I was like no thanks.....

make it the second thing you say to me, not the first.....ask me my name first so I at least think you care about my cock and won't bite it off......

What is funny wild heart is you think this woman is worthy my time of day....seriously, she isn't... :0 I can tell because if she was kneeling I wouldn't even notice her, and if she was standing, I would put her in her place as I already have....

$50, heck, lets make it an even $100...I pwned her and you... I AM THE OP!!

IN CASE NEWBS DON"T KNOW WHAT OP MEANS, its the optomitrist....HONESTLY....

:/ <- saracastic look




WyldHrt -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 2:18:51 AM)

LMAO! You are amusing!
quote:

Keep up your good work sucking COCK...
make it the second thing you say to me, not the first.

Sorry nibblet, I don't do mercy BJs. [8D]




GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 2:28:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SIRLOINSTEAK

I got 2 hands on your nice tits....but that didn't cost me any money.... ;)

Keep up your good work sucking COCK,

BUT DON"T GO BRAGGING TOO MUCH....

once had a floozy ask to suck my cock, and I was like no thanks.....

make it the second thing you say to me, not the first.....ask me my name first so I at least think you care about my cock and won't bite it off......

[/What is funny wild heart is you think this woman is worthy my time of day....seriously, she isn't... :0 I can tell because if she was kneeling I wouldn't even notice her, and if she was standing, I would put her in her place as I already have....

$50, heck, lets make it an even $100...I pwned her and you... I AM THE OP!!]

IN CASE NEWBS DON"T KNOW WHAT OP MEANS, its the optomitrist....HONESTLY....

:/ <- saracastic look


REPLY:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SHOW YOUR FACE WIENER...man

or at least come out from under the bridge
I want a b-day spank with your tube........

 cut off by daemon kia.....
 
GQ




SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 2:28:32 AM)

Mercy BJ's....Your not on your knees, I wasn't asking about getting one from you, I was just noticing you say your good at it.....

I respect skill, even perverted skill.....

I can see you not on your knees, otherwise your tits wouldn't be in my face as it were.......

STOP offering them and maybe I can find better uses for my hands, like waving over the other 100 hot girls behind you waiting for a chance to drop to their knees.....

Seriously, women are a "DIME A DOZEN"....a good woman, though, that is a "KEEPER". a kinky good woman who isn't crazy, now that is a tough one to find....

So I"LL HAVE TO SUFFER with having SEX UNTIL I FIND MY SOUL MATE....sighs as if troubled.....

;/ <- sarcastic look leveled at hot girl behind you!! ;0

gah, I prefer brunettes. Another blonde!!




WyldHrt -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 2:38:14 AM)

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Your not on your knees

Oh, you noticed.
quote:

I wasn't asking about getting one from you, I was just noticing you say your good at it.....

I am good at it, but that has zero to do with a supposed D who's posts trip my HNG detector.
Have a nice day! [:D]




GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 2:52:26 AM)

I have an idea for the "EDGY" play you ask for...wiener man..
 
Come out from under your bridge long enough for me to introduce your tube to my Chronicles of Riddick knives............they have a good "edge" to them

then I can use your tube to spank myself...while being serviced by a proper
piece of meat...
 
GQ




BitaTruble -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 3:55:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SIRLOINSTEAK

ask me my name first so I at least think you care about my cock and won't bite it off......



I have a new fantasy and I'm thinking, if you keep up your particular posting style, it will become common in due course.




thishereboi -> RE: COMMON FANTASIES (5/10/2009 4:41:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GYPZYQUEEN

I have an idea for the "EDGY" play you ask for...wiener man..
 
Come out from under your bridge long enough for me to introduce your tube to my Chronicles of Riddick knives............they have a good "edge" to them

then I can use your tube to spank myself...while being serviced by a proper
piece of meat...
 
GQ


Ok, I'm sorry. Your posts usually make more sense than this. So I have to ask for clarification here.

What exactly would you get out of spanking yourself with a 2 oz piece of dead meat?




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