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FourQ -> Speeding (5/9/2009 5:46:33 AM)
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something. "Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" "Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but it is a matter of life or death." "Oh, really? How's that?" "There's a naked woman waiting for me at home." "I don't see how that is a matter of life or death." "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

Vendaval -> RE: Speeding (5/10/2009 10:11:32 AM)
[sm=alarm.gif] [sm=car.gif] [sm=wife.gif]

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