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FourQ -> Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 10:50:02 AM)
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right, three times..." "Three, hmmm, well when were they?" "Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start that business on your own and no bank would give you a loan... Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked..." "Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me.... So when was number two?" "Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you... Then remember how Dr. Blakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself and then you were in good shape again..." "I can't believe it!! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life... I couldn't have a more wonderful wife... all right then, when was number three?" "Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club .... And you were twelve votes short...."

Miwsi -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 4:28:39 PM)
I never did understand what's so funny about cheating. :\

sirsholly -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 4:31:35 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

tkenslve -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 4:36:17 PM)
Its a JOKE, lighten up a little. [;)]

CruelNUnsual -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 4:37:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Miwsi I never did understand what's so funny about cheating. :\ to the contrary, its sexual fidelity thats funny.

Miwsi -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 4:39:30 PM)
OH I GET IT No, really. I don't think it's funny, but that's because I believe cheating is a horrible crime that should be punishable by being hung upside down with hooks in the genitals and beaten like a piñata.

Miwsi -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 4:40:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CruelNUnsual quote: ORIGINAL: Miwsi I never did understand what's so funny about cheating. :\ to the contrary, its sexual fidelity thats funny. HUUURRRRRR

tkenslve -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 4:43:51 PM)
i didnt question whether or not you got it, i certainly hope you did, wasnt really hard to understand after all. What i said was lighten up, no need to be a party pooper in the humor section.

Miwsi -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 4:48:38 PM)
Meh. To each their own. I laugh quite easily, actually... the OP's style of humour what from the other posts he made is clear our styles are quite different. Namaste.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 6:02:55 PM)
Miwsi, I get your reason for not liking the joke. I don't get your reason for Posting, and then continued posting to the Point. I get it you don't like cheating. I don't like bars and drunken retards but I find bar jokes funny. I don't like racial crap between people but I laugh at Racial Jokes. I don't like crime, or death, or hate but jokes about them make me giggle and when they don't I walk away. We get it you don't like cheating..... But the joke was funny to someone just not you. There are other people reading these jokes as well. Steel

purepleasure -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 6:06:09 PM)
well said Steele. I found the joke humorous, whether or not I agree with the origin, is a moot point.

Miwsi -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 6:07:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Miwsi, I get your reason for not liking the joke. I don't get your reason for Posting, and then continued posting to the Point. I get it you don't like cheating. I don't like bars and drunken retards but I find bar jokes funny. I don't like racial crap between people but I laugh at Racial Jokes. I don't like crime, or death, or hate but jokes about them make me giggle and when they don't I walk away. We get it you don't like cheating..... But the joke was funny to someone just not you. There are other people reading these jokes as well. Steel I keep posting to respond to those responding to me. Or were you expecting me to shut up? [:D]

FourQ -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 6:35:44 PM)
Cheers Steel. quote: ORIGINAL: Miwsi the OP's style of humour what from the other posts he made is clear our styles are quite different. That's not my sense of humour. My sense of humour is much dryer than that. You don't know me but I'll let you off as you're new to the boards. [;)] If you're taking the humour section seriously then I'll add that I've never cheated on anyone in my life. For some reason I've had one girlfriend who hasn't cheated on me. I take fidelity seriously too but f'kin hell you can't stop it happening so you might as well laugh about it.

beargonewild -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 7:42:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Miwsi OH I GET IT No, really. I don't think it's funny, but that's because I believe cheating is a horrible crime that should be punishable by being hung upside down with hooks in the genitals and beaten like a piñata. I thank you for your rash and closed minded judgement [&:]

Miwsi -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/9/2009 9:17:51 PM)
Thanks FourQ [:)] Although I am sorry about the other girlfriends. To me sex and love go hand in hand, so... being cheated on would definitely scar me pretty deep. Hell the last relationship that ended over 2 months ago seems to have broken a part of me I thought was indestructible. I wasn't cheated on, and it is too complicated to discuss here anyway, and I'm not so inclined to talk about it here. quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild quote: ORIGINAL: Miwsi OH I GET IT No, really. I don't think it's funny, but that's because I believe cheating is a horrible crime that should be punishable by being hung upside down with hooks in the genitals and beaten like a piñata. I thank you for your rash and closed minded judgement [&:] snif I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. Curtsies

beargonewild -> RE: Have you ever cheated? (5/10/2009 9:58:59 AM)
Let's just say I've been on both sides to an affair and maybe I am a cold hearted bastard but that just added a "scar" on top of all the others. So I stopped bothering to justify why a partner cheated or why I had.

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