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SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 4:45:16 AM   
SIRLOINSTEAK


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Some Wench asked me my protocols, and I was kind of flipant in response. Whatever I think was my answer....

So, on further reflection...

I was like, hmm, maybe I should take it more seriously....what are Sir Loin STEAK's PROTOCOLS...

So I went to check out my acronym protocols....hmm

SSL protocols....interesting:

http://docs.sun.com/source/816-6156-10/contents.htm

SIR-LOIN STEAK (SSL)

guess I will have to research this before I can fully access what protocols I should have in regard to human interaction....

(okay, I'm a bit nerdy) -> sadly, today, all the nerds are getting laid and the jocks are out of work. ;/

WHAT BDSM PROTOCOLS do you think the great LOIN should have? ;/
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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 5:06:58 AM   
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dyslexia - SLS acronym!

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 5:16:35 AM   
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Personally, I think you should have a protocol where you never roam these boards again without adult supervision.
Have a nice day now

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 5:27:50 AM   
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Personally, I think you should have a protocol where you never roam these boards again without adult supervision.
Have a nice day now


  Award for the best laugh of the day......

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 5:35:15 AM   
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Second vote for the award.

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 5:35:53 AM   
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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 5:42:04 AM   
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dyslexia - SLS acronym!




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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 5:53:20 AM   
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you should stop using youre much older brothers photograph to get on adult sites. 

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 6:00:28 AM   
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i think the vote passes to send him back to the minors (leagues that is)

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 6:10:26 AM   
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I agree 

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 6:12:02 AM   
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Thank you for such an amusing thread!

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 6:17:53 AM   
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thou shalt never have an flipant ego larger than your (actual) cock size



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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 6:25:39 AM   
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i think the vote passes to send him back to the minors (leagues that is)
oh i do hope so...

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 6:47:40 AM   
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thou shalt never have an flipant ego larger than your (actual) cock size




I have held bigger Bic lighters. 

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 7:05:21 AM   
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i think the vote passes to send him back to the minors (leagues that is)


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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 7:11:02 AM   
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quote:

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i think the vote passes to send him back to the minors (leagues that is)


eHarmony? 



I was thinking more on the lines of LavaLife?


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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 8:13:39 AM   
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I am so glad I'm not the only one seeing this.

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 8:15:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SIRLOINSTEAK

[/I was like, hmm, maybe I should take it more seriously....what are Sir Loin STEAK's PROTOCOLS...]

WHAT BDSM PROTOCOLS do you think the great LOIN should have? ;/


Are you not the wiener man who told me I should obey your protocols
3 days ago..??
I thought I said to stay under your bridge...??
 
PROTOCOL FOR BRIDGE:
upon returning  under bridge..
1)strip..
2) keep face bowed..
3) do not make eye contact
4)lay down in the mud..with other frogs
5) speak when spoken to

6) address superiors as Ma'am
7)keep tube steak in mud
6) remain until commanded to leave

 
GQ

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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 9:18:32 AM   
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quote:

WHAT BDSM PROTOCOLS do you think the great LOIN should have

give humility a shot


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RE: SSL PROTOCOLS.... - 5/11/2009 10:06:45 AM   
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Wasn't this the dork who thought 'some wench' should be grateful to blow him? He's matured, sounds 13 now.

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