An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community can't tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept this.. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and
ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.' Again all
was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic
rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke,  'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said
you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.