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beargonewild -> Home Depot‏ (5/12/2009 9:08:36 AM)

Jack was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent
his wife Mary to Home Depot. 
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was
waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.   
When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' 
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' 
'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. 
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to
buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. 
From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' 
' No,  but I will for the faucet.' 



.. and this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.





Vendaval -> RE: Home Depot‏ (5/12/2009 2:31:49 PM)

Well if it was already on mark-down she could have offered a blow-job instead!




sirsholly -> RE: Home Depot‏ (5/12/2009 2:51:58 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




NightTigress -> RE: Home Depot‏ (5/18/2009 11:18:22 PM)

If it would have worked my Master would be mad if I did not ask




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