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manxcat -> MY LIVING WILL (5/13/2009 12:39:38 AM)

 
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,  'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.She's such a bitch.... 



darklight17 -> RE: MY LIVING WILL (5/13/2009 12:47:01 AM)

Very important with wills:

Line 1:

Upon thy death, thou first instruction is to check thy pulse again.

This is integral.



YoursMistress -> RE: MY LIVING WILL (5/13/2009 7:01:22 AM)

[:D]  That's why online friends are better.



Termyn8or -> RE: MY LIVING WILL (5/13/2009 9:25:33 AM)

FR

Caller : I think my friend is dead
911 : Well the first thing to do is to make sure he is dead
A couple of gunshots
Caller : OK, he's dead, now what ?

T



NightTigress -> RE: MY LIVING WILL (5/18/2009 11:12:40 PM)

I can see my father doing that to me



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