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softness -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 11:04:48 AM)
read that post hand slapped over mouth trying not to giggle Have been there ... probably a half a dozen times ... its never fatal but its always so funny. I once lost a serious chunk of hair turning my head during some fire play ... I had no idea there was a flame right by me, she said "keep your head still" muffled by blindfold I couldn't hear and turned my head to ask her to repeat ... and burning hair .. one of the least sexy smells there is! I remember once years ago I was in the middle of a hot sweaty friday night in ... getting dragged by my hair into the bedroom ... all horny, rough generally nommy stuff ... while dragging me he wasn't careful enough to keep out of the way of the viciously spiked heels he had insisited on ... got one heel right square on the arch of his foot. He had to go and have a bit of "macho" time to himself in the toilet - and learned when you drag a girl by the hair .. its well in front .. or well behind .. or he should keep his boots on.

HalloweenWhite -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 11:56:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BoiJen Ok...totally not kink related but almost crazy...the winter comes along and it's cool and we decide to light the fireplace up. Little did we know that over the spring a squirrel had nested in the chimney. The squirrel freaked when the fire had gotten going but instead of running up and out...he ran down...into the fire. which means the little rat bastard caught fire himself. In an effort to escape his blazing doom the rat bastard ran across the living room and lit the curtains on fire. Finding no refuge the rat bastard hid under the couch...which then set the couch on fire.In shock and amazement we did have a fire extinguisher ready, got the fire out, and the rat bastard actually lived. Some days you're just amazed. boi lol it lived? that's one lucky "critter", pity you didn't have a video-if you'd have filmed it you could've sent it to "animals do the funniest things" and made some money. That way, you're happy, the squirrel's happy (cos it lived to burn down another home).

WarKirby -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 12:18:31 PM)
I was quite worried [:(] Glad you're ok. Knives are very tricky things. Might be a good idea to tie your hair back next time.

porcelaine -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 2:01:18 PM)
wow, that's totally twisted and eerily funny in a inappropriate humor kind of way. in all seriousness i'm glad you both came out of it unharmed and can laugh about it. gotta love those wusthof knives, they rock! porcelaine

Prinsexx -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 2:17:35 PM)
Omg laughing so much... then a sudden guilt trip 'cos it's not so funny you being stabbed girl! Three points: 1. Obey...when He says don't move.. don't move. 2. Disobey.. put your hair up...jeez i hate a mouthful of hair, especially when it's my own...nothing worse than the texture of hair when giving the world's best ever blow job. (i recently stopped to spit and it sent out the wrong message). 3. Invest in the best water-proof dust sheets. i have two which i cut in half and i therefore have four soft waterproof backed bed sheets. i tried to find the link where i bought them but couldn't but then i realised it got them in the UK. Will spare you the details but a bed could get pretty wrecked when We play.... and my water-proof sheeting has also been through the washing machine a few times so good value for money. PS.. maybe have your head shaved?? just kidding but i'm sure the style started because some D type somewhere started gagging. ...sorry still laughing.

CatdeMedici -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 2:36:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mystickoolaid I can't even imagine trying to explain something like that to a horrified 60 or 70 yr old nurse in the ER. as an ex ER tech, that is pretty tame compared to the light bulb fully inserted in the rectum that had been unscrewed from the light we attended to one long night. Truth. [:-]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 2:55:38 PM)
Thanks for the SNORT, Celeste! Do they sell Oxy-clean in Portugal? [:D]

Prinsexx -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 3:10:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici quote: ORIGINAL: mystickoolaid I can't even imagine trying to explain something like that to a horrified 60 or 70 yr old nurse in the ER. as an ex ER tech, that is pretty tame compared to the light bulb fully inserted in the rectum that had been unscrewed from the light we attended to one long night. Truth. [:-] Prin gags with laughter... god i'll be giving up blow jobs at this rate.

missturbation -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 3:15:18 PM)
My mistake wasn't moving it was saying 'i wonder what it feels like to get stabbed'. I found out [:D]

Prinsexx -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 3:22:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation My mistake wasn't moving it was saying 'i wonder what it feels like to get stabbed'. I found out [:D] errr..i think problem is being stabbed doesn't actually feel that bad...i man i know i have my wires crossed but seriously being stabbed doesn't feel like one has been stabbed at all. A clean sharp blade is in and out before any sensation takes place. Same thing with broken glass. Knife play, needle playisn't edgy to me because it's difficult to 'take' as sesation... it's edgy because so much damage can be done so easily without even having the sensation that it's taking place. i prefer to use the term 'cut' or cutting for knife play and leave the term stabbing to street stuff. Just nit pickingreally i know...

missturbation -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 3:34:48 PM)
I barely felt it granted but i was definately stabbed not cut lol [:D] I agree with the damage thing, i barely felt it at the time but couldnt lift my arm above my head without pain for about three weeks.

Prinsexx -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 3:44:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation I barely felt it granted but i was definately stabbed not cut lol [:D] I agree with the damage thing, i barely felt it at the time but couldnt lift my arm above my head without pain for about three weeks. i'm really freaked by knives actually. And yet i love knife play. same with needles. i'll have to look away when i have an injection. i've heard that said by so many friends who are into bdsm as well. When i was pregnant the first the freakiness of knives became almost a phobia. i got an irrational fear of knives and this lasted until my first born was about 6 months old. i used to fear stabbing someone. i've heard that from friends who have been pregnant or lactating also. Maybe it's evolutionary? that knives have been so much a part of our survivla that we have a kind of root memory of them? i don't know all i know is that a needle and a knife give me a huge turn on when in the hands of a beloved. Otherwise? well i'm just thankful i don't live in an area of knife crime.

catize -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 6:04:33 PM)
~~Fast Reply~~ Hair-raising, Hawt and Squirrelly stories, thanks for the laughs all of you! And as the saying goes, All’s well that ends well!

NuevaVida -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 6:16:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida OMG is it bad that I'm laughing and wish you had recorded it?? LOL!! Yeah, shit happens. He was choking and you stabbed yourself. Now THERE'S a scene made in heaven! I hope you both had a good laugh when all was said and done, and I'm glad there were no serious injuries. [:)] Oh hell. We were hysterical so it's okay to laugh. We do need to buy a new bedspread though. With all the movement, we sorta messed it up and it doesn't belong to us. Next time, we'll put a drop cloth down. We are only rentals here! Oh good! Cuz I just read it all over again and laughed even harder the second time!! Seriously, glad you're both OK though. Hahahaha....

PanthersMom -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 6:28:42 PM)
do we know of any "america's funniest kinky moments" shows? glad you're both ok, bit i can see laughing hysterically after something like that happening here. PM

ZenDragoness -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 6:30:44 PM)
Great story and i am happy to hear that you are both ok. I do not know if you know or like movies by the Coen Brothers, but that could have been a typical scene in one of their movies.

Vendaval -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 6:35:52 PM)
Fast Reply - Wow! Accidental stabbings and fire in the hole! Who knew how much trouble and fun we could have at once? Please be careful and keep the number to ER and the Fire Department on speed dial. LMAO, Vendaval

LadyPact -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 6:37:47 PM)
I'm glad it wasn't a serious non-intended injury. My best to you and regards to your Sir.

SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 7:22:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BoiJen Ok...totally not kink related but almost crazy...the winter comes along and it's cool and we decide to light the fireplace up. Little did we know that over the spring a squirrel had nested in the chimney. The squirrel freaked when the fire had gotten going but instead of running up and out...he ran down...into the fire. which means the little rat bastard caught fire himself. In an effort to escape his blazing doom the rat bastard ran across the living room and lit the curtains on fire. Finding no refuge the rat bastard hid under the couch...which then set the couch on fire.In shock and amazement we did have a fire extinguisher ready, got the fire out, and the rat bastard actually lived. Some days you're just amazed. boi I thought it was a squirrel, not a rat bastard. Hmmm, did you capture it and if so, consider shisk-ka-bob......or release it outside your home with a fireplace.... Those fire places are supposed to have a way to keep small woodland critters out.......Consider a less exciting way to fix the problem.....installing a shoot for your fireplace. ;/ While I'm talking to you, ever consider cam video requests? your Lady/girl tells you to get down on your knees, you do it....throw it on collar me video, etc....(clothed)....Last thing we need is more lesbo porn for the wankers out there....unless your into that sort of thing, then by all means, feel nature baby, get naked...I'm not going to stop a free Women acting stupid on cam for wankers video ;0 Don't do it. <--reverse psych 101.

SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: Accidently stabbed: He said, "Don't move." I moved. (5/13/2009 7:31:30 PM)
Hmm, I guess this is what is called Edgy play / real knife play, people do get hurt... Why I like to use Rubber knives....consider using one and smack the girl with it alot if she ever does stick herself as punishment....Clit Bruising 101..... People do get hurt and die in sexual acts, although it sounds fun, It might not be all its "cracked" up to be......(((why is that camel toe theme song in my head (Fem cracks images also in vid)) - a true multi-media extravaganza). - I'm just sayin'. With regard to only fat got in the way, that is good, fat is preferable to muscle, organs, and bone....It does sound like minor stitching is required if you care about your skin / Scars....

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