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Packing light !! - 5/14/2009 2:46:11 PM

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A couple of years back i flew out to see my parents in Spain and was searched at the airport. When i say i was searched i mean my handbag, it was when the airports were being really strict.

They stripped me of my shoes, yep, i mean how dare they really? I had wedges on which tied with ribbons up my legs - tuts. Took me forever to get them on and off and all because they thought i could have something hidden in there. Like yeah right i, me would slice open my lovely lovely shoes and hide anything. Anyway in my handbag they found bad taste bear keyrings, vaseline and some lube lol. Teach me to clear my bag out before i travel lol.

I was talking about this with a friend today and i got to thinking what would happen if i was stopped on my way to visit Sir. In my bag i usally have :-
A leather tailed flogger
A multi stranded cane thing
Leather cuffs
Hooks (for cuffs)
A pair of heels
One set of underwear
One set of clothing
Toiletries

I can just imagine:-
How long are you travelling for?
4/5 days.
One set of clothing, underwear?
Yes i dont get dressed other than to travel home.

What are these for? (holding up cuffs and toys)
To restrain and beat me with

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RE: Packing light !! - 5/14/2009 3:05:30 PM

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lol...similar thoughts I had sometimes in my pro sub time...and am not really sure what to say *sorry*...but it reminds me a bit when once after a meeting I had to use the internet cafe at picadilly circus (which is a bank now) and a damn thief was on my handbag when I used the computer (thankfully I am not stupid enough to have the real important bits and pieces in my bag and instead really close to my body instead!)....I was thinking...shame I haven't had my vibrator with me...would have been fun when the thief opens my handbag and what most jumps at his face when daring to go onto my personal belongings would have been a vibrator

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RE: Packing light !! - 5/14/2009 3:55:16 PM

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Miss...look 'em dead in the eye and offer to show them how they work! Ask for a volunteer!! Chances are they'll be so flustered that they won't know what to do other than just let you go! But wear flats, hun, they are still making everyone take their shoes off.

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