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WiseCracknSadist -> BDSM Humor (5/15/2009 10:41:11 AM)

I love a good joke, but I haven't heard any BDSM jokes. Ok well I know one.

Anyways share your best or worst D/s and other kink jokes here.

I'll start with the one I know.

How many Doms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He holds the bulb up to the socket and waits for the world to rotate around him.




HalloweenWhite -> RE: BDSM Humor (5/15/2009 10:44:37 AM)

Lol. Actually, I don't have any light bulbs in My flat, if it's dark in whatever room I'm in I just say "Let there be light" and hey-presto, there is light. :)




lizi -> RE: BDSM Humor (5/15/2009 3:25:54 PM)

I can't take the credit for this joke, Interesdom sent it to me and said it was from someone else's journal - in the end I'm not sure who to credit but it's a good one....

A zoophilic, a sadist, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist were sitting around in an asylum courtyard.

The zoophilic says, "I say we have sex with a cat"

The sadist says, "I say we have sex with a cat and then beat it"

The pyromaniac says "I say we have sex with a cat, beat it and then set it on fire"

The necrophiliac says, "I say we have sex with a cat, beat it, set it on fire and then have sex with it again"

After that everyone is waiting for the masochist's proposal......

The masochist says, "Meow"




persephonee -> RE: BDSM Humor (5/15/2009 4:05:05 PM)

[:D]




intenze -> RE: BDSM Humor (5/15/2009 4:57:15 PM)

LMAO




lizi -> RE: BDSM Humor (5/15/2009 5:11:16 PM)

Ok...found another one...

One day little Johnny’s mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a
bondage S&M magazine.  This was *highly* upsetting to her. She hid
the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny’s father walked in the door, she irately
handed the magazine to him, and said, “THIS is what I found in “your”
son’s closet.”


He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. Several
minutes passed, then she finally asked him, “Well what should we do
about this?”


 
Little Johnny’s dad looked at her and said, “Well I don’t think we should spank him.”




ThatDaveGuy69 -> RE: BDSM Humor (5/15/2009 5:29:39 PM)

How many doms does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one - to tell the sub to do it.

How many doms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - but it has to be a very large bulb...

~Dave


Hint for the cleverness impaired: "screw in" as opposed to "change"




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