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gritz -> My favorite S/M joke... (5/16/2009 9:34:32 PM)
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The masochist twink is out a leather bar one night and comes across a HUGE man. The man is fully
dressed in leather, tan and well built, sleveless vest with large bulging muscles,leather pants,
tattoos...you get the picture.
The twink starts up a conversation, trying to figure this out.
"I'm a masochist. how about you?" he squeaks to the man.
The giant answers in a deep voice..."I'm a sadist..."
"Well, why are we wasting time in this bar? Let's go back to your place so we can have some fun!"
The large man grabs the twink by his arm, and in one swift move, throws him over his shoulder and
rumbles out the door. The little masochist is all excited, as the sadist throws him in the trunk of his
cars and drives off.
Some minutes later, the car stops, and the sadist opens the trunk, and with the same move as before
grabs the twink throws him over his shoulder, slams the trunk, walks up to a house, opens the door and
goes inside.
The inside is very dark, and the sadist drops the masochist on the floor. The twink hears him walking
away, then some dim lights come on, revealing a beautiful room, with one big leather chair, and an
array on the wall of whips and toys like he has never seen.
The sadist sits in the leather chair and bellows "Now take off those clothes!"
The masochist rushes to accomodate him, and now stands naked in the middle of the floor.
Almost 20 minutes goes by, without a word being said and with the sadist staring at him, and the twink
can take no more.
"Aren't you going to beat me with one of those big whips?" he says pleadingly.
And the sadist says..."No." [:D]
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