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Termyn8or -> Online scam ? (5/17/2009 11:25:30 AM)

There is alot of talk about it these days so I thought I would give it a go.

Hello, I am a 48 year old electronics professional and have a job. I have been a bit under the weather lately and have missed some work. This plus the fact that I recently made an investment in some computer stuff, my reserves are dwindling. Add to that I have some upcoming financial issues now due to a dying relative, in fact this will eat up a bunch of my time as well as money.

So, rather than drying up my resources, or paying interest, I figured I would just ask for money. Anywhere between five and ten grand would hook me up nicely right now. As far as paying it back, if I ever have a windfall I will but don't hold your breath. That way we don't wind up on Judge Judy, unless the appearance fee makes it worthwhile.

Thank you.

There you have it, total fucking honesty. How's that for a new approach ? Really if noone sends me any money I will be OK, but a nice boodle of cash would make my life easier. How about it ? No kidding though, I am not going to use the money to relocate or come see you.

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Now when you get an email you suspect is a scam, just delete it and read this post. It's probably closer to the truth than whatever they sent you.

T




CatdeMedici -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:02:28 PM)

Nope, you blew it, you should have started out saying, I am Mr Habu Habibi and I am the representative of xxxx, and he is dying and in need of xxx---gees do we have to teach you guys everything?[8|]




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:08:00 PM)

oooooh he's sooo dreamy!




Phoenixpower -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:08:44 PM)

it could also help you to let as know how much you adore us you know...because for me to give money my heart has to soften up a bit...which is a bit of a way to go when my heart is ... a kind of stone...




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:18:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

it could also help you to let as know how much you adore us you know...because for me to give money my heart has to soften up a bit...which is a bit of a way to go when my heart is ... a kind of stone...


yes, something like,"when I saw your eyes and saw into your soul and knew you were the one I could give my heart to".




intenze -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:20:35 PM)

yeah or...your body T.  you gotta give to receive!




dcnovice -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:20:37 PM)

A really studly picture wouldn't hurt.




intenze -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:22:38 PM)

yeah what dc said...




beargonewild -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:27:57 PM)

Pics would be nice  [:)]




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:29:36 PM)

You sluts!!!!!




dcnovice -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:30:40 PM)

You rang, Linea?




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:41:33 PM)

Apparently it's my day to state the obvious.  *gigglesnort*




Musicmystery -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 1:43:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

There is alot of talk about it these days so I thought I would give it a go.

Hello, I am a 48 year old electronics professional and have a job. I have been a bit under the weather lately and have missed some work. This plus the fact that I recently made an investment in some computer stuff, my reserves are dwindling. Add to that I have some upcoming financial issues now due to a dying relative, in fact this will eat up a bunch of my time as well as money.

So, rather than drying up my resources, or paying interest, I figured I would just ask for money. Anywhere between five and ten grand would hook me up nicely right now. As far as paying it back, if I ever have a windfall I will but don't hold your breath. That way we don't wind up on Judge Judy, unless the appearance fee makes it worthwhile.

Thank you.

There you have it, total fucking honesty. How's that for a new approach ? Really if noone sends me any money I will be OK, but a nice boodle of cash would make my life easier. How about it ? No kidding though, I am not going to use the money to relocate or come see you.

_________________________________________________________________________________________

Now when you get an email you suspect is a scam, just delete it and read this post. It's probably closer to the truth than whatever they sent you.

T


Term,

You forgot to mention that your dying relative is in Africa, so you'll be out of the country for a while, and that you have trouble with your mail here so people should contact you directly at replytomyscam on messenger.




CatdeMedici -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 3:00:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

A really studly picture wouldn't hurt.


Yeah, for 10 grand baby, there better be a decent cock pic, cuz I pay 1K per inch.




dcnovice -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 3:06:59 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]




YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 3:19:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

There is alot of talk about it these days so I thought I would give it a go.

Hello, I am a 48 year old electronics professional and have a job. I have been a bit under the weather lately and have missed some work. This plus the fact that I recently made an investment in some computer stuff, my reserves are dwindling. Add to that I have some upcoming financial issues now due to a dying relative, in fact this will eat up a bunch of my time as well as money.

So, rather than drying up my resources, or paying interest, I figured I would just ask for money. Anywhere between five and ten grand would hook me up nicely right now. As far as paying it back, if I ever have a windfall I will but don't hold your breath. That way we don't wind up on Judge Judy, unless the appearance fee makes it worthwhile.

Thank you.

There you have it, total fucking honesty. How's that for a new approach ? Really if noone sends me any money I will be OK, but a nice boodle of cash would make my life easier. How about it ? No kidding though, I am not going to use the money to relocate or come see you.

_________________________________________________________________________________________

Now when you get an email you suspect is a scam, just delete it and read this post. It's probably closer to the truth than whatever they sent you.

T


*checks her purse*

i've only got $8.42. Will that do? Perhaps we can all pool our money together?




beargonewild -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 3:21:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

You sluts!!!!!


You called...Oh Lady of The Bewbage?




intenze -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 3:27:15 PM)

I got 7.00 even!




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 3:50:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

You sluts!!!!!


You called...Oh Lady of The Bewbage?



Mmmmmmmm....snuggles up to the furry slut-bear.




fluffypet61 -> RE: Online scam ? (5/17/2009 4:42:08 PM)

$11.67  do i win?




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