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Last Request - 5/19/2009 11:57:45 PM   
mydestiny2043


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A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,'
she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman
in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled
across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...


'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'


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RE: Last Request - 5/20/2009 12:07:43 PM   
fluffypet61


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That's good.

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RE: Last Request - 5/20/2009 1:34:32 PM   
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RE: Last Request - 5/20/2009 2:35:20 PM   
KMsAngel


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lol, except he would have shagged her first, then asked for the beer, then the shirt...




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