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mydestiny2043 -> Her Worst Nightmare (5/20/2009 12:03:18 AM)
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LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S,
SHE BROUSES AROUND,
SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL BRACELET
AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT.
AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK CLOSELY,
SUDDENLY SHE FARTED,
VERY EMBARRASED,
SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE
IF ANYONE HAS NOTICED HER LITTLE ACCIDENT
AND PRAYS THAT A SALES PERSON
DOESN'T POP UP RIGHT NOW.
AS SHE TURNS AROUND,
HER WORST NIGHTMARE OF A
SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER,
COOL, AND DISPLAYING
COMPLETE PROFESSIONALISM.
THE SALESMAN GREETS THE LADY WITH
"GOOD DAY MADAM,
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
VERY UNCOMFORTABLY,
BUT HOPING THE SALESMAN
MAY JUST NOT HAVE BEEN THERE
AT THE TIME OF HER LITTLE "ACCIDENT",
ASKED
"SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE
OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET?
HE REPLIES,
" MADAM, IF YOU FARTED
JUST LOOKING AT IT,
YOU ARE GOING TO SHIT
WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE".
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