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GreedyTop -> nag.. nag..nag (5/20/2009 12:18:31 AM)
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to
get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his
wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting
home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold.... and
I'm not reheating it." And on-and-on-and-on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar
ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed
off to soak in the bathtub.... pursued by the
predictable, sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and
was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been
granted a stay of execution, after all. Wright would not been hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have
had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good
news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the
sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and
feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"
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