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mydestiny2043 -> Beware of Clippers (5/20/2009 12:48:05 AM)
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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out
of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag...
'Damn!' says the little old lady ... 'I'd better go back and see if I can
find some of them. Thanks for the warning!'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? Did
you steal it?'
'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my yard backs up to the sixth
fairway of the Municipal Golf Course. A lot of golfers come and pee in the
bushes, right into my flower beds!'
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!
'
'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'Good luck!' By the way, what's in
the other bag?'
'Well', says the little old lady, 'Not all of them pay.' [8D]
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