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Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 2:28:20 PM   
PyrotheClown


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Status: offline 		I've been having this idea lately that one of the funniest/funnest public places(if you're into that sort of thing) to do the kinky would be a home depot(or other large scale hardware store). I mean, the options are almost limitless; plenty of interesting devices, not much scrutiny(for the places that are open late night/24hr) with tiny little hide away places scattered all over.. You could easily do things like cut some cord or chain from the...well....cord and chain isle,tie your sub up to one of those extra large carts they have, hidden away between some house plants, mossy on down to the light display area, carefully unscrew a hot light bulb and use it to heat things up.. Explore the plumbing section and hide away your self and your playpal amongst the water heaters...I mean fuck, like I said, it's almost limitless lol, guess you just gotta have the balls to do it....
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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 3:10:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Doesn't much sound like the stores around here. Always people walking up and down the aisles. Not to mention that some poor overworked person is going to have to clean up after you and various innocent people, only looking for something to fix a leaking faucet is going to wind up touching your body fluids. Or were you proposing to actually buy the rope and chain you cut first and clean up after yourself like a responsible adult? Hell, why don't you just wait till grandmother's out of her house and have messy anal sex in her bed, think how much balls that would take.

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 3:20:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		I love home depot. What is interesting beside men going in there a lot of women go too and many are dragging their children in the store with them. Now, i am sure you might be clean up in flooring....perhaps with cuffs on both of you.

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 3:35:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Why hide? I find nothing better than to go to the chain aisle, get the sales guy and have him help Me try various sizes on the sub in various places ( all external to clothing), then when decided, have him cut it, tag it and off we go.

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 3:50:13 PM   
PyrotheClown


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Status: offline 		haha, I guess you didn't notice the qualifier"open late night/24", alot of stores find it cheaper and easier to remain open even when there's little to no business cause it gives their shelf stalkers time to stalk shelves and clean up the store with out many customers in the way, and they don't have to pay for expensive subscriptions to alarm system companies since there's employs all ready on premises .As for the "poor" employs who might have to clean up the mess, nothing really worse then the daily shit they got to deal with(backed up rest rooms, vomit and blood,manure spills,cement spills,hazmat,ect.). And I'm not talking about using tooth brushes for dildos or anything, frankly a little "cooties" on a faucet may be a little unpleasing, but who the fuck really cares lol, do you know what you're potatoes are grown in, ew... and a five bucks worth of chain really aint too much of a loss for them, big box stores make money out the ass, and suffer losses on a daily basis(new employs breaking shit, warped lumber, ect ect ect.) but hey, I'm well aware that many in the bdsm community are very prim and proper lol

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 3:51:35 PM   
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Why hide? I find nothing better than to go to the chain aisle, get the sales guy and have him help Me try various sizes on the sub in various places ( all external to clothing), then when decided, have him cut it, tag it and off we go.
see, limitless lol

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 4:29:41 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		So why not just go do it in mom's basement, I mean she's cleaned up your shit, piss and vomit before? Oh I forget, that's where you're living now that school's out.

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 4:34:46 PM   
PyrotheClown


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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 4:36:51 PM   
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and a five bucks worth of chain really aint too much of a loss for them, big box stores make money out the ass


You sound like any other shoplifter (read criminal cause that's what it is) justifying their actions.

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 4:49:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		OP, i havent even checked your profile, so i will not assume anything about you. Personally i dont care for assumptions. Now Home depot and Lowes have been closing stores this past year left and right, so most in my area are not 24/7. People thinking they are making big bucks and a small 5 bucks might have a point, but good thing a lot don't think that way. Adults are losing their jobs because of the economy, and to have the add-on of shoplifting is a sad thought. Hmm, is this the reality of our world now? i sure hope not.

It is good to have a creative mind especially when backed with a responsible mind.

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:20:03 PM   
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I've been having this idea lately that one of the funniest/funnest public places(if you're into that sort of thing) to do the kinky would be a home depot(or other large scale hardware store).

Oh yeah just hilarious when Mrs Bloggs walks round the corner with her um's to find you doing god knows what and scarring her kids for life!!
Jeeze some people

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:26:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Hell, why don't you just wait till grandmother's out of her house and have messy anal sex in her bed, think how much balls that would take.

40 points.


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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:30:23 PM   
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So why not just go do it in mom's basement, I mean she's cleaned up your shit, piss and vomit before? Oh I forget, that's where you're living now that school's out.

That's a bit much. You do a more subtle 'wry and cynical' too well to resort to this.


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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:39:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: oceanwinds

OP, i havent even checked your profile, so i will not assume anything about you. Personally i dont care for assumptions. Now Home depot and Lowes have been closing stores this past year left and right, so most in my area are not 24/7. People thinking they are making big bucks and a small 5 bucks might have a point, but good thing a lot don't think that way. Adults are losing their jobs because of the economy, and to have the add-on of shoplifting is a sad thought. Hmm, is this the reality of our world now? i sure hope not.

It is good to have a creative mind especially when backed with a responsible mind.

big box stores put mom and pop's out of business in small towns(like here), only to find that the initial investment plus continued financial support isn't worth the amount of money they make of the store.....so really I don't give a *(&^, their problems are due more to over-expansion and a slumping economy then to thieves.

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:42:21 PM   
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well the clown bit anyway.

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:45:37 PM   
PyrotheClown


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ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

I've been having this idea lately that one of the funniest/funnest public places(if you're into that sort of thing) to do the kinky would be a home depot(or other large scale hardware store).

Oh yeah just hilarious when Mrs Bloggs walks round the corner with her um's to find you doing god knows what and scarring her kids for life!!
Jeeze some people
guess people forget to read the qualifier "late night"......

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:47:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

So why not just go do it in mom's basement, I mean she's cleaned up your shit, piss and vomit before? Oh I forget, that's where you're living now that school's out.


uh Des, care for a cup of coffee?

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:50:52 PM   
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guess people forget to read the qualifier "late night"......

I've done things to people I cared about that, if done wrong, might have injured them for life or killed them.  I've also hurt people I cared about through inexperience at things.  That's taught me to be cautious and responsible.

I am glad for you that you have never made a mistake, never misjudged a situation, and never had something random happen when you thought everything was under control.  Compared to you, I am a fake online-only dom with no True Experience, and, as such, I think your idea sucks.  At any time of the day.

Besides, why should people clean up after you for eight bucks an hour?  Ewwwwww.


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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:51:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PyrotheClown


quote:

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quote:

I've been having this idea lately that one of the funniest/funnest public places(if you're into that sort of thing) to do the kinky would be a home depot(or other large scale hardware store).

Oh yeah just hilarious when Mrs Bloggs walks round the corner with her um's to find you doing god knows what and scarring her kids for life!!
Jeeze some people
guess people forget to read the qualifier "late night"......


Oh dear Watson, i took my um all sorts of places late night when she was just a wee one.
What about old people who could have a coronary?
Or now heres a thought, what about people that plain just don't want to see that thing and haven't consented to seeing it?

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RE: Clean up in flooring... - 5/21/2009 5:57:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Frankly, I would be pissed if two hornballs came into my place of business, left a mess and stole, kinky or not.  I would make damn sure I saw your asses go to jail, but only after you clean your mess.  As for 24hr stores, they may be open, but plenty of people still frequent them.  I for one am the kinda person to go to a 24 hour store because I hate the crowds. 

Seriously, dont involve people in your lil fantasies, and then make them clean up your mess.  Do it at home.


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