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missturbation -> I feel all violated. (5/24/2009 7:56:17 PM)

Help i feel violated !!
 
I've just had a phone call from a strange man who says he can see my bush !!
 
 




snappykappy -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/24/2009 7:57:10 PM)

did he say it needed to be trimmed




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/24/2009 8:00:39 PM)

LOL Snappy!

Made your day, huh Misst!  [:D]




JonnieBoy -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/24/2009 8:00:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Help i feel violated !!
 
I've just had a phone call from a strange man who says he can see my bush !!
 
 


It wasn't me ... but I'll inspect your bush on Wednesday.

Pirate




FourQ -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/24/2009 8:00:53 PM)

Tease!




DarkSteven -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/24/2009 8:01:13 PM)

Please let me know if there is any way I could assist with that feeling.




intenze -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/24/2009 8:03:43 PM)

Its all good. He meant your GWBush, which was just a peek of conservative politics coming through. No worries.




missturbation -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/24/2009 8:09:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: snappykappy

did he say it needed to be trimmed


No he said something about it being 64 foot long [8|]
 
quote:

It wasn't me ... but I'll inspect your bush on Wednesday.

Pirate


It'll be trimmed, pruned or just nonexistant by then so ner [;)]
 
quote:

Tease!


Another kiss on the cheek and you were hoping for full on snogs ? [:)]
 
quote:

Please let me know if there is any way I could assist with that feeling.


I sure will lol.





GreedyTop -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/25/2009 6:04:58 AM)

tart ;) 




JonnieBoy -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/25/2009 3:54:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

It'll be trimmed, pruned or just nonexistant by then so ner [;)]




Who by ?  [sm=evil.gif] .............

Pirate




Phoenixpower -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/25/2009 4:35:13 PM)

[sm=AttentionWhore.gif]




CatdeMedici -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/25/2009 4:51:19 PM)

So do you have Prince Albert in a can?[8|]




NorthernGent -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/26/2009 12:09:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Help i feel violated !!
 
I've just had a phone call from a strange man who says he can see my bush !!
 


To be fair you sound quite excited about the whole affair. Did you enjoy yourself?




JonnieBoy -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/27/2009 5:58:05 PM)

Having now inspected your bush (and a very nice experience it was too), I think it could do with a closer trim, or ideally be removed altogether. I know this is a matter subject to personal preference and appreciate that strange men phoning you up to talk to you about viewing your bush might leave you with mixed feelings, but look at it in this positive way ... some people have no one interested in their bush. (or lack thereof).

Pirate




girlygurl -> RE: I feel all violated. (5/27/2009 6:10:30 PM)

Shave the bush [8D]




JonnieBoy -> RE: I feel all violated. (6/3/2009 12:12:26 PM)

Close shaves, my speciality, pretty scary thought ... me with a razor in my hand, innit? [sm=evil.gif]

Pirate




DominaAmy925 -> RE: I feel all violated. (6/3/2009 12:36:36 PM)

Did you like what he said?????
Shave it and you wont have this problem.




CURIOUSGURLINSRK -> RE: I feel all violated. (6/7/2009 9:02:09 PM)

Did you get his number?  




KneelforAnne -> RE: I feel all violated. (6/7/2009 9:07:18 PM)


Call him back and tell him to peek again! LOL




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