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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 11:29:07 AM   
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I made 2 batches of soap. Lily of the Valley for the ladies, Lemon Verbena for the gents. Come on over the water is always hot and the towels got their final rinse from the rain barrel water. Nice and fluffy.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 1:17:06 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 1:29:07 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 1:32:06 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 1:38:15 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 2:06:42 PM   
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I am the quiet, unassuming husband of the town squawk-box.



Hey...i thought you'd be MY husband?


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 2:51:14 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 2:53:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: masterofholly

I am the quiet, unassuming husband of the town squawk-box.



Hey...i thought you'd be MY husband?



Yeah. That's what he...

Oops. Wait a minute. I didn't really say that.


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 3:11:09 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 4:25:28 PM   
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Gaps in the infrastructure not withstanding, our town has the following:

Annie Oakley (SWAT)
Bath house
Blacksmith
Boarding House
Brothels (2) incl 4 staffmembers and 14 'volunteers'
Church
Cookie The Chuckwagon Guy
Corral
Curly from 'City Slickers'
Dentist
Deputy
Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman
Elizabeth Simpson Bradshaw and her five children
Feisty Rancher's Daughter
General store (run by a retired pony soldier who who has 2 sheep for sale)
Gossip Columnist
Hired Gun
Hostile Indian looking for scalps
Knitter of Knickers & Thongs
Judge
Lawyer
Loner/Prospector
Lozen - Woman warrior of the Chiricahua Apache and her brave
Marshal
MsFlutters Fine Leather & Other Goods (dresses,corsets,hats, fabric)
Minister's daughter (but no minister so far)
One Eyed Charley
Panhandler
Post Office /Postmistress
Random Cowboy with a sleep disorder and and a talking dog
Restaurant (swanky-type)
Saloon girl (2)
Saloon - complete with a pianner player/manwhore, a singer, a can-can dancer and Lily Von Shtupp 
Schoolteacher (4) but no school house (or students)
Sheriff
Stage Coach
Telegraph Office
The New Mrs Ben Cartwright
Train station, train but no tracks
Traveling gambler
Undertaker

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 5:02:32 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 5:43:36 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 6:26:59 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 7:19:41 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/27/2009 7:37:00 PM   
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I want to be the white woman who is captured by Indians and forced to be their slave. *bat bat bats mah eyelashes* Oh, and I get to translate in the town.  I'll stop by the general store at times and exchange some buffalo hides for a little of this, a little of that. 

And then one day,  I just can't help myself and I fall desperately in love with a big brave warrior man (we have those, right?) and I go COMPLETELY native. 
*sigh*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 1:37:14 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 1:44:58 AM   
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I am the quiet, unassuming husband of the town squawk-box.



Well well Mr. Jim pops back up. Hiya Jim.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 1:48:00 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 1:50:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Bounty, the bathhouse is a little low on customers right now. From the sound of it, the dance hall girls could use a bath!! I still have some Lavender soap from the last time I made soap. Come on by!!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 5:14:57 AM   
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