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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/18/2009 11:21:44 AM   
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WTF?  The submissives are in charge of the submissives now?  They're ALL going to be just lallygagging and drinking now!

How the hell am I supposed to fix this and start cracking the whip while I'm playing the pianner?

/plays Domly music, darkly/

You're right, that did sound kinda bossy. I meant "Why don't you.....blah blah blah?".

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/18/2009 8:19:47 PM   
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I think the boarding house servant has been working too hard. Go out on the front porch of the bathhouse and have a glass of lemonade!!

boarding house servant squeezes lemons and scrapes honey off the honey comb to make fresh lemonade - goes to sit on the porch of the bathhouse.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 8:20:40 AM   
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I think the boarding house servant has been working too hard. Go out on the front porch of the bathhouse and have a glass of lemonade!!

boarding house servant squeezes lemons and scrapes honey off the honey comb to make fresh lemonade - goes to sit on the porch of the bathhouse.
Mind if I join you??

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 8:40:30 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 9:46:16 AM   
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I think the boarding house servant has been working too hard. Go out on the front porch of the bathhouse and have a glass of lemonade!!

boarding house servant squeezes lemons and scrapes honey off the honey comb to make fresh lemonade - goes to sit on the porch of the bathhouse.
Mind if I join you??

It's going to be a hot one today, sure come have a seat right here. <pat,pat>  There's enough lemonade for everybody.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 9:57:53 AM   
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/runs off, confused, to check the Dominance for Dummies Handbook,. Western Edition/


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 10:57:51 AM   
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Hmmmm......let's see......How to be a "Dominate"....no......How to Tell Nominalized Adjectives from Verbs.....no.......Domination Made Sleazy......no......Spelling Tips for Online Writing.....no......Seat Padding Repair.....no.......Macho Manly Things to Do in the Old West.....hmmm, maybe.....What to Do with Lemonade, Girls, and a Bath House on a Hot Day.......er....perhaps......Piano Playing Tips for Songs Not Yet Written.....definitely no.....Common Sleep Disorders.......no.........Your Dog and Skirts: Training Tips.....no, read it already.....hmmmm......The Dominant Gunslinger.....Ropes, Whips, and the Minister's Daughter in the Stables at Night....well......The Secrets of Strawberries......hmmm.....

***the dog curls up on the growing pile of discarded books on the floor, goes to sleep***




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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 12:51:56 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 1:06:09 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 1:27:33 PM   
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I'd rather check out the librarian, thanks.


Wow! I didn't know you could do that...I thought it was just books....

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 1:33:27 PM   
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the Dominance for Dummies Handbook,. Western Edition

Hmm, come to think of it... i'm not sure we have that book on the shelves yet.  Better check back tomorrow, gents.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 5:50:57 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 6:59:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll have some lemonade, and will flash some bewbage to attract more men.

Oh wait, I'm One Eyed Charlie!

Damn.  Guess I'll just have a fuckin' glass of horse piss.

Oh, excuse me, ma'am!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/20/2009 7:28:42 PM   
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Anybody need their back scrubbed?
 
Here's the clean towels.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/21/2009 7:13:41 AM   
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...must be lots of dirty people.



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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/22/2009 10:30:30 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/23/2009 2:05:57 PM   
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   The bathhouse sign creaks in the wind, tumbleweeds ramble down the center of town. The hot wind sings through the deserted street, carrying dust devils that coat the windows of the saloon. The horse troughs are dry. Nothing remains in the windows of the general store. No windows are left in MsFlutter's Leather Emporium.

Anyone have a match?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/23/2009 2:33:28 PM   
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I think MusicMystery done checked them all out.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/23/2009 2:35:36 PM   
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*looks at hien, all alone and defenseless...*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/23/2009 2:44:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		*peeks her head out of the library's back office* This librarian's still here, just finishing organizing and cataloging all these books.

And erm, if MusicMystery has all the other ones, maybe erm, he can... return them when he's done with them.  Otherwise, it's one silver piece (do we have a bank--and a banker, too, lol--around here???) for every day he keeps them over the due date.

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