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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 5:17:26 AM   
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bribing a federal employee to look the other way?  what do you think this is, washington DC?

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You really didn't think I'd be a law abiding citizen now didja?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 5:25:04 AM   
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only if you dont slam into the crash cart....(he he...read that one)


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 7:04:40 AM   
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A few more posts, we could probably get an actual script written.  


YBS, when you pitch this script to the Hollywood execs, record it.  It'll be a hit on YouTube.


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:13:33 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:22:50 AM   
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Good News everyone!! The telegraph office is now in business!! Anyone sending a telegram will get 5 cents off their 25 cent bath!! The drifters are fresh and clean and heading for the saloon for a well earned shot of whiskey!!


Will you lick the stamps for me?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:35:47 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:42:23 AM   
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Dr. Quinn medicine woman here...somebody has to patch up everybody after all the brawlin


I fell off the piano kicking my legs doing the can can. Will Sullie pull me by my hair to your Dr. quarters.....please..pretty please

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:45:47 AM   
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I'm there. We need a bigger tribe. We might have to start taking captives. lol *sharpens knife*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:51:37 AM   
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Good News everyone!! The telegraph office is now in business!! Anyone sending a telegram will get 5 cents off their 25 cent bath!! The drifters are fresh and clean and heading for the saloon for a well earned shot of whiskey!!


Will you lick the stamps for me?

Telegrams don't need stamps. The post office is on the corner. Got anything else that needs licking (after a complimentary stop at the bathhouse!)??

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:52:02 AM   
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*sharpens knife*


*nicks his knife as he does NOT pay attention to what he is doing...hey man...look what you are doing instead of looking at oceanwinds can can*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:54:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Good News everyone!! The telegraph office is now in business!! Anyone sending a telegram will get 5 cents off their 25 cent bath!! The drifters are fresh and clean and heading for the saloon for a well earned shot of whiskey!!


Will you lick the stamps for me?

Telegrams don't need stamps. The post office is on the corner. Got anything else that needs licking (after a complimentary stop at the bathhouse!)??


 but at the post office the owner is so rude and bossy...I don't dare to ask there to lick the stamps

What about I buy my stamps at the post office and bring them to you...you lick them...and then I carry the post back 

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:55:45 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:57:58 AM   
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*sharpens knife*


*nicks his knife as he does NOT pay attention to what he is doing...hey man...look what you are doing instead of looking at oceanwinds can can*


Heh, I'm easily distracted.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 8:58:22 AM   
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I'm there. We need a bigger tribe. We might have to start taking captives. lol *sharpens knife*


Watch where you get your captives from......many of them work for me!


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 9:04:34 AM   
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Heh, I'm easily distracted.


I figured out that one already myself

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 9:13:28 AM   
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*thinks "Apparently he didn't notice the dead body with the knife sticking out of it as he entered town"*

*shrugs. No need to kill him as long as he lives and lets live.*

*pulls hat back over eyes, goes back to sleep*


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 9:14:23 AM   
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*raises hat a bit -- looks at newcomer sharpening knife*

*thinks "Apparently he didn't notice the dead body with the knife sticking out of it as he entered town"*



Thats where I got my knife. :)

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 9:16:08 AM   
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*thinks "The new kid is alright"*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 9:21:30 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/26/2009 9:35:24 AM   
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I'm there. We need a bigger tribe. We might have to start taking captives. lol *sharpens knife*


We need a cancan girl to dance for us, a school marm to be the target of my bison whip..oh and a doctor, to dress as a nurse so we can play doctor on her.

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