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A subs rules - 5/26/2009 10:53:05 AM

Sphinxy

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<<<shamelessly stolen from a friend>>> but ever so funny

A Sub's Rules

I will not hum the theme tune from Star Wars while Master decides which implement to spank me with.
I will not imitate Master's wierd English accent.
Master's chair is not to be used to pile my clutter, neither is the rest of His house.
I will not snarl when Master asks me to share my food.
I will not say "good boy" to Master.
I will not make shadow puppets in the candlelight while Master is tying me up.
I will not change the settings on Master's phone so the language is in french.
It is unlikely that Master stretched me out over the bed so He could have an inch to sleep on all night.
I will not accuse Master of being gay when he tells me off for bending his books.
I am always the spankee; I am never the spanker.
I will keep my greasy fingertips off Master's books.
When asked how many spanks my misbehaviour warrants, I will not answer by saying “oh come on”.
Master is the judge of whether or not I am a moron.
I will be spanked if I leave the caps off Master's pens.
If it becomes obvious that I'm deliberately leaving the caps off Master's pens, I will not be spanked. Even if I beg.
I will not hoot with laughter when Master accidentally whacks himself on the back of the head with the flogger even if i find it very funny.
I will not sketch a picture of Master's penis on my spanking list and then try to convince him it's actually a sketch of a smiley face.
The rule above is very important.

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RE: A subs rules - 5/26/2009 11:24:01 AM

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Good rules to go by!

I would also add:
I will not paint my nails while Master is flogging my backside.
I will not ask, "Are you done yet?" during a session when I hear the dryer buzz, even if his shirts will get wrinkled if they aren't taken out immediately.
I will not roll my eyes and say, "Again?" when Master asks for the fourth blowjob of the day.
"Motherf*****, that hurts!" is not a safe word.

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RE: A subs rules - 5/26/2009 2:55:56 PM

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*giggles* I've said Good Boy to Sir...once...just the threat of the consequences made me shut up. Now I only say it in my head ^-^

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RE: A subs rules - 5/26/2009 3:09:24 PM

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Oooooo, trust me.......we don't want to hear that.

For whatever reason, it hits nerves big time. you don't want to go there.

*PSA for today*

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RE: A subs rules - 5/28/2009 7:12:04 PM

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RE: A subs rules - 5/28/2009 7:32:47 PM

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Never say "bite me" to your Master.

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RE: A subs rules - 5/29/2009 7:52:47 AM

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"Is that all you've got?"
"Yeah, you and whose army?"
"You wouldn't"

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RE: A subs rules - 5/29/2009 11:54:45 AM

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couple more little additions.....not in this lifetime ! i don't think so !

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