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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/26/2009 9:51:35 PM

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I used to be a stand-up comic, hundreds of years ago. I still know more parrot jokes than any other human being in the history of human beings.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/26/2009 9:54:53 PM

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Could you be convinced to do kneeling comedy?

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/26/2009 9:58:39 PM

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Oh yeah... i can sing. Or at least, i am a karaoke superstar; not quite the same thing. i actually met Ma'am at a karaoke social, though i doubt that was what got Her attention; even if i'm still not entirely certain what it was that did.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/26/2009 10:07:48 PM

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omg I am taking notes. The first woman I spoke with on here asked me how I was going to entertain her. She never called back.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/26/2009 10:27:55 PM

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I had a slave who designed my screensaver to show every lighthouse picture he could find. That touched Me and when I was stressed I could just watch the pics scroll by.

My cubby plays video games with Me, reads to Me, and is always finding new and unexpected things to discuss with Me.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/26/2009 11:55:29 PM

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I would have to put on a silly had.. .I think the elf one would have to do 'cause I don't have a jester hat. Then I'd try to juggle. If that failed to please, I could make up poetry or dance.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 12:57:10 AM

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To entertain….hum…now that of course depends on the woman and the situation…I know me and I’d be listening carefully and clue in to little things she said or did over the time I knew her to get an idea of what would be fun for her….

I have zero musical abilities, but I am a writer (and a golfer which did entertain some women to watch me swing and I did once win my girl a nice stuffed bulldog because when I’m on it I can sink basketballs – good eye/hand coordination)…I don’t think she’d necessarily want me to read her one of my screenplays…OK…let’s see, some of the things I wanted to do but darn it one woman (as those who read my first post damn it) was probably a man and the other one stood me up because she was drunk (both pleasant beginnings to my journey into this lifestyle)…

Funny it was right after Valentines day so I thought this little ‘devil’ was the cutest, devilish little creature so I had to buy it and give to the first domme I was with…yup, I still have it…moving on….

I don’t cook, but I made a table for one – just a nice, relaxing dinner that I could ‘put together’ (I so don’t cook – thank you pre-made meals for the hopelessly inept), she liked soft lighting so I did that, organic strawberries ready for dessert with a healthy topping that I planned on slowly feeding her if she’d enjoy that, a fun, romantic gay movie that I have if she wanted to watch a movie, I don’t know exactly what conversations we had in the past but they’re always lively and I have my moments when I can make a beautiful woman laugh, she told me she was just as turned on by my body as my mind (who cares about my mind…this was a 24 yr old, groovy she liked my body…smile), I had her lay down on my plastic storage bench on my balcony and she not only felt the mild breeze outside but could look up, just see the trees and easily be swept away from the 2nd largest city in the US…

So I made her the focus of my attention. To feel as relaxed and as comfortable as I could make her…at least when she did show up which wasn’t that evening.

I know you might have meant the singing, dancing variety of entertainment Lockit, but from me, it’s very individual and an expression of my feelings. And to know me, to enjoy someone like myself, is to enjoy lots of peaceful surroundings…of course there’s plenty of raw fun (ahem) in other moments…but I guess you could say if I can entertain, it’s through a calmness and peacefulness that I desire. And love to share.

I guess I’m no different if the woman is a domme or not. I don’t know if this helps with what you’re looking for.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 2:07:36 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Could you be convinced to do kneeling comedy?

i did kneeling comedy for 40 plus years..i was catholic.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 8:51:27 AM

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And... lovingpet is a naughty girl!

Hey now!!!! YOU'RE the one watching videos of strange men!

As for me being a naughty girl, whether or not I am is a secret best left to the unexpected discovery of those who venture close enough, don't you think? I can be very very good.... just depends on whether that requires me to be naughty or nice!

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 10:04:58 AM

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My submissive reads to me, sings songs on long car trips, and performs as a stand-up comedian in the local comedy club, which is always fun to see.

He also has the knack of making me laugh or smile almost any time with some endearing piece of silliness.

And this is all with his clothes on.

I'm even funnier naked, though the manager won't have any of it. Prude.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 10:49:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

I used to be a stand-up comic, hundreds of years ago. I still know more parrot jokes than any other human being in the history of human beings.

Does that mean that I haven't heard them all?

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 5:25:32 PM

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What about fire-blowing? I can do that. I learned how to do it when I was blitzed on whisky once. In fact, I think you can only learn how to do it when you're blitzed.

And I can tell ghost stories very well. Or so I'm told.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 5:32:31 PM

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I love ghost stories! Can we go hide somewhere where those "most haunted" folks are filming and give them heart attacks?

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 5:45:05 PM

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Oooh, we can do better than that. I know I man who, as a student, shared a two-bedroomed flat. He bought a lot of very fine fishing line and drilled a few holes. The lines went through his wall, into his flatmate's bedroom, and were tied to articles of furniture. A quick tug on different lines and a chair would move, then a table, then his poor flatmate's big coat.

Now that's entertainment. Oh yes.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 5:49:35 PM

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I'm IN! Watch out, Yvette!!

On other fronts.... should I have a faux-scone with lingonberries and clotted cream, or leftover fennel sausages for dinner? Or sausages then scone, and say the scone is dessert?

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 5:52:24 PM

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Er, I'll let you know after I've done a lot of googling, Lady Hib!

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 5:55:54 PM

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But it's dinnertime NOW!!

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 6:03:03 PM

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Damnit, Lady Hib. Could you please enlighten me about the following points:

1. What is a 'faux-scone'?
2. What is a 'lingonberry'?
3. How is the word "sausage" used in the U.S. of Sunny A? I didn't think you had them there.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 6:06:16 PM

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Damnit, Lady Hib. Could you please enlighten me about the following points:

1. What is a 'faux-scone'?
2. What is a 'lingonberry'?
3. How is the word "sausage" used in the U.S. of Sunny A? I didn't think you had them there.

Oh it's one of those LANGUAGE questions like the other time!

1. You know what a scone, is, that little cakey thing? Well, there are lots of things SOLD here with the label of scone, many are good, few are truly scones. Right now, I have a faux-scone.

2. Lingonberries are little tart berries like currants, that come from Sweden and suchlike places. I have a few jars of them, and am out of the raspberry jam.

3. These are actually Italian sausages, fennel ones from Rinaldi. Just normal bangers. For some reason we thawed TEN of the damned things so dad and I have to eat them all, over the course of days.

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RE: Let me entertain you... - 5/27/2009 6:09:30 PM

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I wonder if 'lingonberries' are what we call "loganberries'. Hmm.

Tell me, do you pronounce the word "scone" to rhyme with the word "stone"?

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