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Aylee -> RE: Heels (5/27/2009 10:16:56 PM)
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ORIGINAL: CountrySong
Fixed drilled hole in heel drove logging spike through and covered with inner tube works fine and is very stable if you sink the spikes into the ground or wood a bit. Worked too I now have a hot date for Friday June 5th! As Red Green says -"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
YAY for finding a menopausal woman as a date. You know that their libidos are something like 4 times that of an 18 year old girl! You should be gettin' some fer sure! Important tip: Do not wear your new heels in a waterbed!
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Um - looked that one up in the dictionary. It said something about doing two jobs at once - huh???!!! Why on earth would anyone want to do twice the work. Sounds like one of them - "I just plumb don't understand women!" things to me.
Could not find Sheesh. Know what sheep are. Is that close ;-)
So that it only takes you half the time. That way you have more time for finding dates. Or figs.
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What can I say? It gets real lonely out here in the woods!
You HAVE uttered the words: "Boy you sure have a purty mouth" haven't you?
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Yeah but I don't plan to dress in spandex bend over and grab some guys ass while waiting for him to give me a ball.
I thought that you were going to Bear's wedding though.
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He must go to the drive-in for fun also. At the drive-in the more everybody lies together the more fun you have!
And just how many people have you fit into a VW Bug?
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Inner tubes seemsto work on the spike. Not sure on the balls yet. Ya’ll ever wonder why God gave men two heads and two sets of balls? And why would he want us to walk on one set and make them hurt?
Because he did not put a brain in any of them. It is a compensation thing.
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Maybe so but if I tell them I'm doing two jobs (multi-tisking) at once they will kick me out of the cowboy brotherhood altogether. (Please see the song "Cowboy Logic" Note where the cowboy sits and why.)
And that would be a bad thing, exactly HOW?
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No need for a cure we just hang or shoot pedi's around here. Hey - no cowboy would be caught with gardening shears and an electric sandbelt - that's what horse hoof nippers, hoof files, and neatsfoot oil are for.
Well, everyone needs to start somewhere.
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Maam - I use a rope or my hands for catching calfs. And sorry about that hot air, you know they mostly feed us beans on the range so all that hot air ain't really our fault.
Well, I am sure that they would make a fantastic set of suspenders! Always remember to accesorize!
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See I knew you understood! Clear beer bottles - one job. Dance on table - second and separate job. No multi-tasking and much safer that trying to multi-task beer bottle clearing and table top dancing - cowboy logic rules!
I will endeavor to continue and use the Keep It Stupidly Simple principle for you.
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Thanks Maam! Can't have nearly as much fun at the drive-in if you're sitting up! Some ways of being off your feet are more fun than others ;-)
Mind you these spiked heels are hell on the finish. And if you jump down off the tail gate they go in so deep that you have to take the boots off to get them out of the ground.
You keep speaking of these "Drive-Ins" as though they still existed. You do know that they have medication for this?
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My momma used to say the same thing.
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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Maybe, I'll just stick to table dancing, taking her to the drive-in, and calf roping (you quess which kind).
Miniature Belted Angus?
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