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mydestiny2043 -> Bubba's Big Question (5/26/2009 11:01:15 PM)

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies
fer causin people to git cancer?'
'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.
'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants
fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all
them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?'
'Sure is, Bubba....'
'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when
she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'
'Yes, that's also true'
'And that football player sued that university when
he graduaided and still couldn't read?'
'That's right,' said the lawyer.'
'But why are you asking?'
'Well, I was thinkin...
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?'




Vendaval -> RE: Bubba's Big Question (5/26/2009 11:32:24 PM)

          [sm=insane.gif]           [sm=pole.gif]            [sm=sex.gif]         [sm=rofl.gif]    Beer goggles!




YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: Bubba's Big Question (5/27/2009 3:20:05 AM)

Is that like suing the publisher of a skin magazine for giving you carpal tunnel?




sirsholly -> RE: Bubba's Big Question (5/27/2009 3:26:28 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




persephonee -> RE: Bubba's Big Question (5/27/2009 3:31:53 AM)

[:)][:D][:)][:D][:)]




NightTigress -> RE: Bubba's Big Question (5/27/2009 4:56:51 AM)

lol




SteelofUtah -> RE: Bubba's Big Question (5/27/2009 6:30:11 AM)

Saddly if he wrote letters to the company asking them for help stopping and then ended up with a disease and they did nothing to help then believe it or not he most certainly could sue. This is why most all beer comercials tell you to drink responsibily now.

You could also sue the Girly Mags if you asked them to cancel your subscription and they kept sending you things.

We are a Sue Happy world and it is sad and disgusting that any of the exaples he gave ever won a case let along were allowed to be brought to a courtroom in the first place.

Steel




nortons -> RE: Bubba's Big Question (5/27/2009 8:35:01 AM)

    Indian Mating Season

Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo ! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely20until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?' The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us.'

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'from deep inside.  He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
  With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he   raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),


NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN

   




darchChylde -> RE: Bubba's Big Question (5/27/2009 7:11:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mydestiny2043
'Well, I was thinkin...
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?'


Maybe not, but he might be able to sue over his son born with 11 toes and one ear.




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