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GreedyTop -> Elephant jokes (5/26/2009 11:28:51 PM)
When I was a kid, I had a set of pajamas that had elephant jokes printed all over them (they were my favorite pajamas) http://www.lanet.lv/users/judrups/Humor/elephqa.html ETA: this has not kid friendly jokes too

Aylee -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/27/2009 3:06:13 PM)
Q: Why do elephants have Big Ears? A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. (somebody want to explain this for me?) There is a set of children's books about a character named Noddy who is a wooden toy. He lives in Toyland. Everyone in Toyland is a toy except the character Big Ears. The have it has a children's TV show now. Butterhead watches it on Sprout.

philosophy -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/27/2009 3:16:16 PM)
Q. Why have elephants got wrinkly skin? A. Ever try to iron an elephant?

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/27/2009 4:35:56 PM)
Q. What do elephants use for tampons? A. Sheep!!

darchChylde -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/27/2009 6:51:28 PM)
Booooing! Booooing! Booooing!

breatheasone -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/27/2009 7:14:44 PM)
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing,.... but it let out a little "wine"[sm=excuseme.gif]

FourQ -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/30/2009 6:08:31 AM)
Fucking hell GT, how big were your PJ's???

igor2003 -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/30/2009 6:52:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee Q: Why do elephants have Big Ears? A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. (somebody want to explain this for me?) There is a set of children's books about a character named Noddy who is a wooden toy. He lives in Toyland. Everyone in Toyland is a toy except the character Big Ears. The have it has a children's TV show now. Butterhead watches it on Sprout. I haven't seen the program or read the books, but I read the joke this way according to the rest of the information you gave; Q: Why do (the toy) elephants have Big Ears (the real elephant)? A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom (to get Big Ears back from the toy elephants.) Just making a guess. Could be wrong. Any other interpretations?

mydestiny2043 -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/30/2009 1:47:49 PM)
LOL[sm=applause.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/30/2009 1:48:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Fucking hell GT, how big were your PJ's??? the sizw to fit a 7 yr old..l the print was tiny... [8\|]

FourQ -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/30/2009 1:54:13 PM)
A seven year old what? [;)] You're only average build now. I can't imagine a seven year old GT.... (fizzles.... does not compute). BTW, you really ought to check Skype now and then [;)]

GreedyTop -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/30/2009 5:05:30 PM)
skype sucks 7 yr old girlchild, born underweight.

FourQ -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/30/2009 6:36:43 PM)
Aye, but unlike YIM it doesn't corrupt your machine to the point where it needs to be wiped.

Aylee -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/31/2009 10:04:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: igor2003 quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee Q: Why do elephants have Big Ears? A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. (somebody want to explain this for me?) There is a set of children's books about a character named Noddy who is a wooden toy. He lives in Toyland. Everyone in Toyland is a toy except the character Big Ears. The have it has a children's TV show now. Butterhead watches it on Sprout. I haven't seen the program or read the books, but I read the joke this way according to the rest of the information you gave; Q: Why do (the toy) elephants have Big Ears (the real elephant)? A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom (to get Big Ears back from the toy elephants.) Just making a guess. Could be wrong. Any other interpretations? Actually, Big Ears is a Brownie. But yes, Noddy will not pay the money to get him back from the elephants.

plsurnpain -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/31/2009 1:56:28 PM)
Q. What do elephants use for tampons? A. Sheep!! You forgot the second half of this... Q: Why do Eelpahants have such long trunks?? A: sheep dont have strings

GreedyTop -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/31/2009 5:31:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Aye, but unlike YIM it doesn't corrupt your machine to the point where it needs to be wiped. I've never had that problem. Must be a UK thing ;) (another reason to bring my tower...LOL)

FourQ -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/31/2009 5:32:34 PM)
lol. I'm surprised you're going to bring it. You could sell it there and get a new one here. They're cheap enough.

GreedyTop -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/31/2009 5:39:16 PM)
too much stuff stored on it that I'm just too damned lazy to transfer to other mediums. Plus, my YIM works.

FourQ -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/31/2009 5:42:31 PM)
Fair enough. Personally I'd just bring the hard drive. I can recover the data for you and throw it on a new system. Shipping a whole computer would be fairly pricey.

GreedyTop -> RE: Elephant jokes (5/31/2009 5:44:35 PM)
I'd just throw it in with the rest of the crap I gotta ship.

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