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A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 1:28:37 AM

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how long does it take for a male to cum during anal sex?

when he is not being jerked off?

please no smart ass responses

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 1:29:59 AM

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How long's a piece of string?

You'll learn by doing

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 1:46:36 AM

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how long does it take for a male to cum during anel sex

What makes you think there is a rule? And while we are on the subject, one liners have a tendency to cause confusion. You have not, for instance, elaborated on whether you are asking about the recipient or the actuator. Etc.

If you want to do a search on the subject, try using the correct spelling: anal.

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 2:05:38 AM

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Well i always heard it was 5 mins 14 seconds

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 2:08:02 AM

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No smart ass responses? Well, there goes my ideal...............

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 2:09:28 AM

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Damn! I been doing it all wrong... cubs takes at LEAST six minutes when I do him

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 2:12:11 AM

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i just COULDN'T STOP myself......

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 2:14:34 AM

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Okay, on a scale of 0-10 how much does said male enjoy anal?
What size is the toy?
What lubricant is being used?
What angle is being used?
What is the thrusting speed of said toy?
Am I twisting and corkscrewing the anal orifice or just pumping it like a texas oil well?
Did said male have a stressful day?
If so, did he grab a shower after work or did he take an hour long relaxing shower?
What level of trust does this male have in Me and my abilities?
What level of attraction does this male hold for Me?
Has he watched porn in the last two hours?

As you can see... so many variables, so little patience

I think I'm gonna make blueberry muffins for my cubby's breakfast... I suddenly appreciate him more than I did ten minutes ago.

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 2:30:06 AM

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please no smart ass responses

Hmm...that's just simply an impossibility.

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 3:29:14 AM

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Not a moment before he begs for it... and often long after he starts begging for it?

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 3:39:19 AM

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Ok, I am going to get My saint designation today..

Anal sex is a mind game for both parties AND some thing that can take work, work like when a woman practices lamaze and work to get the chutes clean.

Many people think its icky and others cannot relax to take IN---the anus is meant to expel not inhale--so its going against that sphincter muscle, and to take it in requires relaxation, concentration, patience and lubrication.

Once those things are accomplished, I think it then depends upon the rmal factors: friction, turn on, etc.

It is NOT a wham bam thank you maam orifice.

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 3:53:10 AM

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Well i always heard it was 5 mins 14 seconds

please post your source

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 3:57:45 AM

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Well i always heard it was 5 mins 14 seconds

please post your source

Errr, ..... Ummm. Source you say? Well lets see....the sq root(of something or other), and the diameter, of umm ...well then theres the rate of speed and what not....
Basically i guess i'm saying i'm full of shit! LMAO

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 4:01:17 AM

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ORIGINAL: breatheasone

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: breatheasone

Well i always heard it was 5 mins 14 seconds

please post your source

Errr, ..... Ummm. Source you say? Well lets see....the sq root(of something or other), and the diameter, of umm ...well then theres the rate of speed and what not....
Basically i guess i'm saying i'm full of shit! LMAO

ok breathes, here is your "algebraic" reminder":

Its the angle of the dangle and the motion of the ocean.

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 4:04:06 AM

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WOOO HOOOO.....come ON...... M-O-T-I-O-N!!!!!
Fuck! i'm so horny a 12 point buck looked at me with envy

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 4:05:05 AM

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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: breatheasone

Well i always heard it was 5 mins 14 seconds

please post your source

Errr, ..... Ummm. Source you say? Well lets see....the sq root(of something or other), and the diameter, of umm ...well then theres the rate of speed and what not....

ok...lessee....

the square root of something or other.....diameter, umm, rate, what not....

*uses fingers...carries ones...*

the answer is......5 minutes and 14 seconds!!

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 4:07:28 AM

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i sure does hope that the op realizes we iz doin' as he asked and not givin' him any smart-ass answers.

Hard to be serious this early in da mornin'...but we'z doing one hell of a job!!

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 4:14:03 AM

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Honestly I tried to be serious, but damn.... two forums with the same question and My energies are tapped from restraint. They say there are no stupid questions, but Damnnnn

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 4:46:00 AM

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Well i always heard it was 5 mins 14 seconds

I agree with this as I heard it as well. I think it was on that show
"How long does it take for a male to cum during anal sex?"

Seriously though OP each man is going to be different. Some
cum really fast, some are slow pokes. It really just depends upon
the guy.

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RE: A Very Odd Question - 5/27/2009 4:56:00 AM

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Seriously though OP each man is going to be different. Some
cum really fast, some are slow pokes.

Lashra wins the Pun of The Day Award

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