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Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 6:58:30 AM   
curiousgirlie


Posts: 175
Joined: 9/29/2008
Status: offline 		Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.

If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin.

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.

11. I offer protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver

13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

Answers: scroll down to see...


























The Answers:



1. nose
2. peanut butter
3. crane
4. Titanic
5. tent
6. dentist
7. wedding ring
8. elevator
9. chewing gum
10. newspaper boy
11. glove
12. arrow
13. attorney
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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 7:04:17 AM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline 		9 out of 13...

I needs mo' luvin!!!!


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PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 7:09:04 AM   
curiousgirlie


Posts: 175
Joined: 9/29/2008
Status: offline 		lol, my score was negative... Lol, not being native might have something to do with it too...

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 7:11:10 AM   
maskedsow


Posts: 137
Joined: 12/17/2005
Status: offline 		24 points or 12 out of 13 not bad

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 7:14:01 AM   
MissDominae


Posts: 94
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline 		A score of 22 ..... now where has my Great Sex Experience gone to?

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 7:18:15 AM   
Fitznicely


Posts: 1597
Joined: 10/18/2006
Status: offline 		24. nice quiz

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 7:18:26 AM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		24 pts :)

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 11:49:03 AM   
samboct


Posts: 1817
Joined: 1/17/2007
Status: offline 		I missed nose- I came up with balloon instead.  Pftui.....

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 11:51:17 AM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline
quote:

24. nice quiz
quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

24 pts :)


well seeeeee.....the fact that i got 18 is a sign of my purity


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PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 11:59:25 AM   
purepleasure


Posts: 6941
Joined: 4/9/2004
From: Lehigh Valley, PA
Status: offline 		22 here.

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Patience, grasshopper.

Your stupidity does not impress me.

blame it on your hormones!!! - beerbug aka ydd

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 12:12:57 PM   
subtlebutterfly


Posts: 2230
Joined: 6/15/2008
From: Not your hood
Status: offline 		Do I dare say it..but I scored 2...points
gawd damn the minus points

I even miscalculated (hence I didn't decide to study anything that has to do with numbers) I got a 0


< Message edited by subtlebutterfly -- 5/28/2009 12:16:50 PM >

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 12:30:37 PM   
VeryNastyDom


Posts: 403
Joined: 9/23/2006
Status: offline 		Is it cheating if you deliberately answer them all wrong just to get a low score and more sex?

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 12:38:09 PM   
purepleasure


Posts: 6941
Joined: 4/9/2004
From: Lehigh Valley, PA
Status: offline 		d'ya really want to be a dumb f*ck?

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Patience, grasshopper.

Your stupidity does not impress me.

blame it on your hormones!!! - beerbug aka ydd

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 12:42:38 PM   
hlen5


Posts: 5890
Joined: 3/2/2008
Status: offline 		22 pints for me! Cute quiz!

Oops!! make that "points"

< Message edited by hlen5 -- 5/28/2009 12:44:01 PM >

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 12:48:50 PM   
subtlebutterfly


Posts: 2230
Joined: 6/15/2008
From: Not your hood
Status: offline 		heeh didn't cheat.. I'm gonna use the same excuse as curiousgirlie..I'm not a native.
In general I suck when it comes to guessing games and those "clue" games though so I don't think I can really play the foreigner-card.


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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 1:24:19 PM   
Steponme73


Posts: 552
Joined: 11/9/2007
Status: offline 		OMG I think I scored the first negative number....to cute!  I need everything!

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 3:46:17 PM   
pixidustpet


Posts: 857
Joined: 6/4/2008
Status: offline 		i missed the crane one.  now if someone could please locate, lasso, and send back my libido, i'll get back to the sexin'!

kitten, who thinks too early menopause sucks

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 6:32:00 PM   
kinkienesss


Posts: 198
Joined: 3/22/2008
Status: offline 		i only got 2 points lol



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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 8:03:45 PM   
Joseff


Posts: 505
Joined: 6/2/2007
Status: offline 		26, I got 'em all.

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RE: Sexual Tention Quiz - 5/28/2009 8:10:06 PM   
hizgeorgiapeach


Posts: 1672
Status: offline 		I actually got all of them correct - either it's backwards, and those of us with High scores need more sex...... or maybe I'm just insatiable.....

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