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Proofreading.....today's funny! - 5/28/2009 3:16:10 PM   
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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?  

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
No crap, really? Ya think? 
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
Now that's taking things a bit far! 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  What a guy!   
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so's! 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial! 
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War Dims Hope for Peace  
I can see where it might have that effect! 
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
Ya think?! 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
Who would have thought! 
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide   
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?  
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  
He probably IS the battery charge! 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That's what he gets for eating those beans! 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half  
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
Boy, are they tall! 
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And the winner is....  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  
Did I read that right? 
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RE: Proofreading.....today's funny! - 5/28/2009 10:38:00 PM   
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LMAO  these are great! 

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RE: Proofreading.....today's funny! - 5/28/2009 10:41:52 PM   
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Those are great!  Like the "Headlines" segment on The Tonight Show

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RE: Proofreading.....today's funny! - 5/28/2009 10:50:11 PM   
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Lmaoooo.....funny stuff...

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RE: Proofreading.....today's funny! - 5/29/2009 6:11:55 AM   
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How about the headline for the story of how an inmate from a psychiatric facility escaped by raping a nurse and then fled on foot?  Nut Screws and Bolts....

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