LotusSong
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Three recently married men were sitting together in a bar, talking about their new wives, about how they had set them straight on their wifely duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alberta, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning at their house.
He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from B.C. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was a bit better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a hot dinner on the table.
The third man had married a woman from Saskatchewan.
He said that he also told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, plus laundry washed, hot meals on the table for every meal, and the snow shoveled.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second & third day he didn't see anything, but by the fourth day
most of the swelling had gone down, and he could see well enough out of his left eye to do the dishes and the laundry;
and he thought by Saturday he'd be able to shovel the sidewalk
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