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TheBanshee -> Rules for Life (5/29/2009 8:25:11 PM)

I came across this and thought I'd share with you all. 



Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.
It is the most-requested column I've ever written."

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once
more:

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.
Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."





AngelGeena -> RE: Rules for Life (5/29/2009 8:30:06 PM)

very nice.




pahunkboy -> RE: Rules for Life (5/29/2009 9:32:01 PM)

46.   the pony that you wanted?   it just took a shit in the yard.    try not to step \in it.

47.   if you friends all jump off a bridge does that mean that you must  offer TARP money to over priced real estate ie- buy your own personal bridge?





Ialdabaoth -> RE: Rules for Life (5/30/2009 12:23:41 AM)

Erm... don't 19 and 37 mutually contradict?

For #4, isn't my friends' and family's capacity to take care of me dependent on their ability to maintain their jobs? I.e., who takes care of them when they're sick, if I'm broke?

#20 implies that the things you love in life don't hurt others. If you happen to have been wired such that what you want is inherently harmful, "not taking 'no' for an answer" can be a recipe for disaster.

For #29, it becomes my business the moment I need to work with them for anything, and I discover that they think that I'm not the sort of person they should work with. Which is why #23 can be problematic. Try wearing that purple hat to a job interview.

Many, many people would disagree violently with #8 and #34, and delight in making people miserable who try to live by them.

In short: these are all very, very good ideas, but don't be fooled into looking at them and saying, "oh, this is easy!" This attitude works very, very well - but only if you're willing to take it all the way to Dr. Leary's end, and "turn on, tune in, and drop out."




Fitznicely -> RE: Rules for Life (5/30/2009 4:44:46 AM)

48. Don't eat the yellow snow

49. Never ask if your bum looks big in this

50. You CAN get out of bed with Man-flu

Just sayin', like.




sirsholly -> RE: Rules for Life (5/30/2009 5:22:40 AM)

this is awesome...thank you so much for posting it!!!




breatheasone -> RE: Rules for Life (5/30/2009 12:22:43 PM)

Great post.... Its humorus that some see a perfectly good bowl of corn flakes and can't resist the urge to pee on it.[8|], again awesome post.




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