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candystripper -> Horoscopes & Chinese Cookies (2/8/2006 9:35:39 PM)

My horoscope says:

Neo Leo questionnaire: why is the Big Cat on the sofa, watching made-for-cable dramas and weeping quietly at the sadness of it all? The Moon into Cancer is heavy on the bathos; let it weep!

My cookie says:

Prosperity is in your future.

LMAO. Believe me, i am a true shopping addict; if i'm coming into money, i'm not weeping.

candystripper




champagnewishes -> RE: Horoscopes & Chinese Cookies (2/9/2006 3:32:12 PM)

If my fortune cookie were to tell me "prosperity is in your future" my horoscope would be sure to tell me "you will receive a large bill in the mail"....seems to be the way things go......




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