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MasterG2kTR -> Harley Rider (5/30/2009 2:44:59 PM)
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A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to kill her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the
whole event.The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave
thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was
nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and
acted as I felt right."
The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and
tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... so, what do you
do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker
replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican." The following morning the
biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his
actions, and reads, the front page headline:
(Scroll down)
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS IT'S LUNCH
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