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knees2you -> Questions of life. (2/8/2006 10:08:23 PM)
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Questions of Life:
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled like it sounds?
Why are there floataion devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of it's nose?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make a teflon stick to the pan?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you tie a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop the cat?
If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but if you send it on a ship it is called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?
If olive oil comes form squeezing olives, where does baby oil come from?
Sincerely, Ant[;)]
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