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Lost in Nova Scotia. - 5/31/2009 9:41:26 AM

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Only a Canadian would get this: Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-aack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?"
The waitress leaned over the counter and says:
"Tiiimmmmm Hoorrrrttoooonnns..."

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 5/31/2009 9:59:26 AM

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Is Tim Horton's a chain/franchise restaurant??

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 5/31/2009 10:10:13 AM

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quote:

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Is Tim Horton's a chain/franchise restaurant??

See for yourself... <------Click

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 5/31/2009 10:12:04 AM

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FourQ, Thanks!!

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 5/31/2009 10:25:40 AM

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Chain or no chain....you don't have to be Canadian to get that one.....lol

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 5/31/2009 10:42:37 AM

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I did get the joke and yes, it was funny!!

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 5/31/2009 10:51:09 AM

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...i love Timmy's.......when i come back to Canada and get past customs at Vancouver Airport, first thing i do is go to the Timmy's there and get a large double double and a bearclaw....mmmmmmmm, doubledouble.......

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 5/31/2009 3:04:32 PM

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Yes they do have good coffee. I usually have a timmies 2-3 times a week, though hope you're not referring to my paws as Vancouver's too far from Ontario hahahahaha

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 6/1/2009 9:36:05 AM

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If you are ever taking the family on a trip through Canada and the kids are getting bored and restless, you can entertain them by telling them to play count the Tim Hortons'.

One...two... three...

fifty seven... fifty eight... fifty nine...

two hundred and twenty-four... two hundred and twenty-five... Two hundred and twenty-six!

And now for mile two!

One... two... three...

I once asked for directions in Canada:

"You want to turn left at the Tim Hortons, eh? Then go past aboot two or three Tim Hortons, eh? The you make another left at the Tim hortons..."

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RE: Lost in Nova Scotia. - 6/1/2009 12:34:11 PM

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