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Crush -> Obama cures cancer! (6/1/2009 7:11:28 PM)
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And, for a lighter note:
WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has found a cure for cancer, according to the New England
Journal of Medicine. "To date, this is the single most important medical advance in the history of mankind," the
highly respected publication said today in a published report.
Obama reportedly had construction begun on a research laboratory the day he and his family moved into the
White House and managed to find time to cure cancer unaided while also attending to affairs of state.
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FOX news headline:
Obama neglects duties while piddling around in laboratory
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Comments from the Far Right:
"So where did he steal the money to do these "experiments? I bet we paid for it. Who asked him to cure cancer anyway?"
"Now we got him. He's practicing medicine without a license! This is a felony. Let the impeachment process begin."
"I wonder why he did this? What's in it for him? You know there's gotta be an evil, dark ulterior motive here somewhere.
Even though he's a proven Socialist, I bet he gets rich off this and then doesn't pay the taxes on the money he makes."
"He's not even a US citizen. This is a documented fact! What's he doing in the White House in the first place?
I wonder if he can be arrested and prosecuted for trespassing on federal property? And while they're at it, someone should
count the silverware!"
"Big deal. Barack HUSSEIN Osama, er, I mean Obama, cures cancer. So what? Given the right equipment,
a monkey could cure cancer. As a matter of fact, one just did! Haw, haw."
"Someone get a rope" [image]http://www.floridashootersnetwork.com/phpbb3/images/smilies/bye.gif[/image]
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The most important thing about humor is that it should be humorous!
"I like to piss off any group that takes itself too seriously." George Carlin
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