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The Hired Hand - 6/1/2009 7:28:12 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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 A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife...  She was a
very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the
gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot
about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily
agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.  Two o'clock and
no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon enteringthe room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by  the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."  He did
as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks."  He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."  He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and  dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

(P.S. - Yeah, I didn't see it coming, either)
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RE: The Hired Hand - 6/1/2009 10:19:37 PM   
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RE: The Hired Hand - 6/2/2009 12:10:31 PM   
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Bwahahaha    love it !!

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RE: The Hired Hand - 6/2/2009 2:29:15 PM   
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LOL



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RE: The Hired Hand - 6/2/2009 3:41:22 PM   
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RE: The Hired Hand - 6/3/2009 7:02:17 AM   
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ROFL

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RE: The Hired Hand - 6/4/2009 2:45:35 PM   
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That is one that I will be telling for a fair bit me thinks

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