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Classy Comebacks When You're Stressed - 6/2/2009 6:32:07 PM

MasterG2kTR

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1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"

2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"

3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

4. "This day sure was a total waste of make-up"

5. "Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"

6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"

8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"

9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"

10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"

11. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"

14. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

15. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

16. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

17. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

18. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

19. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"

20. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

21. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

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RE: Classy Comebacks When You're Stressed - 6/2/2009 8:41:00 PM

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Ha ha ha! I'll take one #17 and one #18 to go please. Thanks.

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RE: Classy Comebacks When You're Stressed - 6/2/2009 8:42:11 PM

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No, its not PMS...i'm really just an asshole.

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RE: Classy Comebacks When You're Stressed - 6/3/2009 6:59:50 AM

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LMBO.......If it's ok I'll just make a copy and use as needed!

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RE: Classy Comebacks When You're Stressed - 6/4/2009 2:47:13 PM

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I like 18

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RE: Classy Comebacks When You're Stressed - 6/4/2009 2:56:40 PM

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22. Seriously how do you manage to get up every morning knowing what a waste of fucking space you are?
23. How do you do that? Look so Smug and yet to all other senses appear as nothing more than a prick?
24. Okay I get it, in another life I killed your family and this is Reincarnations way of saying don't do that again.
25. Does your wife know what a bitch you are when she isn't around, I bet she would be jealous.
26. Sorry Ears not that deep go skull fuck someone else.
27. Really, how is it possible you were not left in a dumpster 9 months after Prom?
28. I can't see why you keep talking to me, you do realize I just keep ignoring you secretly prey the unholy lord will take you in some horrible car crash.....

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RE: Classy Comebacks When You're Stressed - 6/4/2009 3:22:40 PM

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Modify 28 to "just take you away from me before I make the sacrifice myself..."

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RE: Classy Comebacks When You're Stressed - 6/5/2009 1:23:01 AM

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26 is for my boss.

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