hizgeorgiapeach
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Ever wonder if UPS only hires complete Morons as drivers? I have to. I really, REALLY, have to wonder that very thing. My cats knocked something over onto my blackberry during the middle of the night a few days ago, causing liquid damage. No big - I have equipment protection insurance. Should have been no problem to file a claim, wait the 2 business days for the replacement to show up, and that shoulda been that. I file the claim, agree to pay the $100 deductible (cheap compared to paying the $600 for the replacement phone outta pocket), get the email confirmation that the claim has been processed and approved and then a tracking email with UPS to show it's actually been Sent. I sit back to wait out the time until it gets here, calm and relaxed despite my electronic memory of Everyone's phone numbers being completely inaccessable figuring that today I'd have the new one and could get the information transfered from one to the other. So the replacement shows up this morning, before 8am. I'm awake but not dressed - knock at the door, I grab cloths and get dressed on my way to answer it, since I'm Expecting the phone to be delivered at some point this afternoon. UPS truck is already no where in sight by the time I get there, but a box that wasn't there at 630 when I let one of the cats out is sitting on the porch. Good, yes? Nope. It arrived just at the end of a pouring rain. The box was damaged (one corner crushed) and so soaking wet that it literally disintegrated in my hands when I picked it up off the porch. The plastic bags which had been inside the box (supposedly to "protect" the electronics inside) weren't sealed, and were filled with water. I gingerly remove the battery that I'm supposed to place in the new phone from it's water filled plastic - knowing that this is Not a good sign - and check the end. It's useless. There's this color changing box on the end of the battery that's normally white - but turns pink if the battery gets wet and becomes damaged - it's glaring, bright pink. The phone itself doesn't Appear damaged - or wet - upon first examination though, so I call the insurance carrier who handled the replacement to let them know what the condition of things was when it arrived. By this point it's been less than 10 minutes since I got to the knocked on door to find the soaked box sitting there. The folding travel charger that was in the box was damp - and when I turned it in my hands to check on it, dumped nearly 2 tablespoons full of water out of it's interior. So I work my way through the stupid voice system, pushing various buttons on my land line phone as I need to in order to get to talk to an actual Human, and That takes another 10 minutes in and of itself. (Gods and Demons I HATE THOSE VOICE SYSTEMS!) I'm positively Fuming by the time a real live human finally picks up the line on the other end. I go through 20 minutes on the phone with the customer service rep, during which point she has me take the back off the replacement phone to look for it's ID number - only to find that It's full of water as well, despite the outside looking like it had managed not to get damaged in that manner. I have to pause here, and give kudos to Asurion, the equipment protection insurance company. Once I got past the phone voice system and to a live person, they were jonny on the spot. They're overnighting me Yet Another replacement - at absolutely no charge, not even the normal $100 that it "should" have cost me to replace it again. It should be here tomorrow, and they're using someone OTHER than UPS as a carrier for this one. Which is probably a good thing, cause frankly - had the UPS bozo still been outside when I got to the door, I probably woulda ripped his head off verbally. I'm going to be filing a complaint with UPS. Not that I think it'll actually do any Good, but I'm going to do so anyway. Since I have a business account with them, who knows - maybe they'll actually listen. They certainly aren't going to like what I have to say. So - a word of advice. If you're going to ship via UPS, since their rates are nominally better than those for FedEx, remember not to ship anything that could remotely be damaged in transit by incompitant twits. If it's electronics - don't be surprised if it arrives soaked through with water and ruined.
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