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Why Men are never Depressed - 6/3/2009 8:07:53 AM

mydestiny2043

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Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

addendum:I'm just the story teller so put them flame blowers back ..........backs out the door very carefully until I know I can take off down the road before I'm a crispy critterT.T.F.N

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RE: Why Men are never Depressed - 6/3/2009 8:13:14 AM

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RE: Why Men are never Depressed - 6/3/2009 9:38:52 AM

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The suitcase one is so untrue...my mother just left for a 2-week trip with a simple carry-on while Thomas takes a large suitcase for when he becomes Alexis for shows. I use the carry-on for my meds alone!

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RE: Why Men are never Depressed - 6/3/2009 9:50:35 AM

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You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

Not in the UK you can't. You might as well wear a signboard saying "I'm gay and proud of it!"

~Rest is all true though.