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JstAnotherSub -> morning sex (6/3/2009 5:14:06 PM)


She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. 

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' 

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' 

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. 

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. 

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' 

She explained, 'The egg timer's broke





sirsholly -> RE: morning sex (6/3/2009 5:43:46 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




ShaharThorne -> RE: morning sex (6/3/2009 6:41:00 PM)

[:D][:D][:D]...and I nearly peed my pants from laughing so hard




Lockit -> RE: morning sex (6/3/2009 6:46:26 PM)

LOL... Damn, I had a flash back with that one!




NightTigress -> RE: morning sex (6/4/2009 1:29:01 PM)

If my sex life ever gets that predictable please shoot me




AngelGeena -> RE: morning sex (6/4/2009 1:30:25 PM)

rotf....[:D][:D]




Musicmystery -> RE: morning sex (6/4/2009 1:56:20 PM)

*looks all confused*

Why would anyone cook eggs for over 90 minutes???

[sm=whoa.gif]





AngelLink -> RE: morning sex (6/4/2009 2:33:51 PM)

I Surrender to the mighty joke




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