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Conversion Chart - 6/5/2009 3:10:33 PM   
MsFlutter


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Status: offline 		Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
52 cards = 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 

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RE: Conversion Chart - 6/5/2009 3:31:05 PM   
Musicmystery


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And I laughed at every one...

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RE: Conversion Chart - 6/5/2009 6:58:07 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		Oh great....as if learning metric wasn't enough....now there's another set of measurements I need to convert to/from..... .......good list.....lol

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RE: Conversion Chart - 6/6/2009 7:03:35 AM   
plsurnpain


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RE: Conversion Chart - 6/6/2009 11:41:05 AM   
NightTigress


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RE: Conversion Chart - 6/7/2009 6:58:11 AM   
FourQ


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One of the advantages of living in Great Britain is being able to describe things in imperial and metric - for example, the tank on the bike in my avatar is held in place by a three inch long 14mm bolt!


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RE: Conversion Chart - 6/8/2009 12:10:57 PM   
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RE: Conversion Chart - 6/8/2009 12:53:16 PM   
igor2003


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Status: offline 		That was good. Now the "new math" is starting to make sense to me!

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