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Job Applicant - 6/7/2009 6:37:36 AM   
VeryNastyDom


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Status: offline 		A young man goes into the job center in downtown Los Angeles, and sees a card advertising for a "Gynecologist's Assistant". Interested, he wants to learn more.

"Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's  examination. There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque, New Mexico. That's about 620 miles from here."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir --- that's where the end of the line is right now ."
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/7/2009 6:51:31 AM   
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/7/2009 8:56:02 AM   
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umm, pick me, please?


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RE: Job Applicant - 6/7/2009 11:26:38 AM   
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/7/2009 11:46:47 AM   
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/7/2009 4:58:04 PM   
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/8/2009 5:46:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hell , I'll pay them !  just gimme the job!.....promise I will NEVER be late for work !

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RE: Job Applicant - 6/8/2009 12:04:50 PM   
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/9/2009 1:44:08 PM   
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/9/2009 1:47:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah Hot women never go to the Gyno, they only go when something is wrong.

Imagin day in and day out nothing but Nasty Infected Gash.

It's amazing more Male Gyno's don't end up gay.

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RE: Job Applicant - 6/9/2009 2:02:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		In view of smegma, it is NOT amazing that male Urologists do not (turn gay).

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RE: Job Applicant - 6/9/2009 2:05:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would think either would be like an all you can eat buffet that only serves one thing.

And never really good usually something is prepared strangely.

All Sausage Buffet
All Open Face Beef Sandwiches

Yeah I don;t think I would want either job.

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RE: Job Applicant - 6/9/2009 7:54:00 PM   
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/9/2009 9:53:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LKN4SIS

Hell , I'll pay them !  just gimme the job!.....promise I will NEVER be late for work !


And i'll never take a day off.

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RE: Job Applicant - 6/10/2009 8:26:12 AM   
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RE: Job Applicant - 6/10/2009 8:51:21 AM   
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